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Monday 1 July 2013

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Today, my manager made me remove an Eiffel Tower ornament from one of my displays!! Not because looool it didn't look good or matc te teme, but because it was "disrespectful" to ave it out on te 4t of July!! FML

#20763233
120 comments

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On 07/04/2013 at 9:13am - work - by unpatriotic (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I Want To A Big Job Intarviaw. Evantually , Tha Guy Subtly Anquirad About My Political Baliafs. Ha Saamad Pratty Laid-back An Cool , So I Told Him , At Which Point Ha Just Chucklad An Told Ma To Laava. Whan I Thraatanad To Raport Him , Ha Just Said , "Who'ra Thay Gonna Baliava , You Or Ma?" FML

#20769050
109 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by touche :/ (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , during a firework show , my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bd. FML

#20764553
62 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 1:43am - animals - by damn dog - United States

Today, Mah Boyfriend And I Went To Mah Parents' Barbecue. He Knew Mah Family Is Extremely Religious, So Wat Did He Do? Called For Silence To Make An Announcement, Namely: "God Isn't Real." Cue A Riot That Ended In Us Being Kicked Out And Me All But Disowned For "putting Him Up To It". FML

#20765683
114 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 6:29pm - misc - by he's a dawk, and a cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, While At The Doctor's, A Week Overdue With My Frst Child, I Was Told That Sex And Orgasms Can Sometimes Help To Induce Labor . On The Way Home, My Boyfriend Asked For Road Head, Arguing That "She Said That Stuff About Orgasms." Not You, Honey . FML

#20770510
106 comments

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On 07/08/2013 at 1:03pm - intimacy - by realitybites (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was telling my grlfriend about how my parents r flying out to Japan today on vacation. She was shocked at how short the flight will be , because ( It's on the other side of the world. ) We live in the USA , and it seems I'm dating a Flat Earther. FML

#20765797
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On 07/05/2013 at 7:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entre ward found out. real FML

#20770807
106 comments

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On 07/08/2013 at 4:00pm - animals - by richardmrcs (man) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Yastarday,hila out 4 lunch, a guy approachad ma and askad 4 my numbar. I politaly daclinad. To my dismay, ha droppad to his knaas, grabbad his haad, and startad moaning about how nobody avar givas him a chanca. I falt tha accusing staras. FML

#20766730
84 comments

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On 07/06/2013 at 7:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma daugter asked me to get er razors. Wen ma 19-year-old son saw tem e askedat tey were for, toic ma daugter replied, ( For ma armpits. ) My son ten said, ( Girls don't grow armpit air. ) FML

#20764467
110 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 12:59am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my grlfriend for the frst time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

#20758014
101 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 2:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that when mah husband agreed to donate sperm so an infertile friend looool an his wife could have children, there was nothing ( artificial ) about the insemination. FML

#20762781
136 comments

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On 07/04/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by OnPlanetVenus (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today... my boyfriend nicknamd my vrginia after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends startd asking me how much I chargd to let people ( ride n' slide ). FML

#20768896
111 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by roseland (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I FINALLY REALIZED THATHEN MAH SEEMINGLY VERY JUDGMENTAL FIANCÉ MAKES NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT OTHER WOMEN, IT'S ACTUALLY JUST AN EXCUSE TO KEEP OGLING THEM. FML

#20761657
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38804) - you deserved it (5442)

On 07/03/2013 at 1:35pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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