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Thursday 20 June 2013

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Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee". I'm the only woman working there. FML


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On 06/17/2013 at 8:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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