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Monday 17 June 2013

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Yesterday I woke up to a stranger in ma bed. Just as ma parent responded to ma screaming I remembered tat I'd elped ma boyfriend sneak in troug ma window last nigt. FML

#20739861
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25892) - you deserved it (65080) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/21/2013 at 6:18pm - love - by breeeeeh (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex fir the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

#20740399
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29755) - you deserved it (46845)

On 06/22/2013 at 3:31am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today I cut my own bangs. I pullad too much hair to tha front and andad up giving mysalf a mullat. maga FML

#20733203
124 comments

I was packing up mah stuff about to go home. I shut off mah MacBook but was still pretending to work 4 the last few minutes, typing on the keyboard. A good way through, I realizd mah co-worker sitting across from me could see that the Apple logo was off. mega FML

#20732510
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16390) - you deserved it (42426)

On 06/17/2013 at 8:55pm - work - by awk1 - United States (Georgia)

I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29 , my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

#20731946
440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59441) - you deserved it (37108)

On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell asleep listening to music and tanning at the beach . Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but iPhone had been stolen . FML

#20743228
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34239) - you deserved it (26878)

On 06/23/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by maggie2014 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decidd to go buy myself a dildo to use on lonely nights. Once at the adult store, I also grabbd a birthday card to make it seem the dildo wasn't fir me. At the register, the cashier lookd at me and said, "For God's sake, save yourself some money. I already know it's fir you." FML

#20742274
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58830) - you deserved it (22941)

On 06/23/2013 at 6:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I triad to axplain to my cat why I was singla, but than I raalizad why.

#20733893
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43042) - you deserved it (20448)

On 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm - animals - by CatLover<3 - United States (Texas)

Today... I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing 4 her in the storehere she works. Turns out... she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount looool of attention caused a panic attack. No... I didn't get a date. FML

#20733111
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47558) - you deserved it (19410)

On 06/18/2013 at 11:02am - love - by Well, crap (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAD A THREESOME!! HE SUGGESTD WE HAVE ANOTHER GUY!! IT ENDD UP DEVOLVING INTO A TWOSOME, AND I WASN'T PART OF IT!! FML

#20740333
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76494) - you deserved it (17361)

On 06/22/2013 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Taday I won an argument against a sexist co-worker. When I left later on , I jumped into mah car to drive home , but managed to reverse it into a parked excavator. Guessho's going to hear virginal jokes about women drivers from now on. FML

#20735108
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33202) - you deserved it (16239)

On 06/19/2013 at 12:18pm - work - by fuck the man-dominated construction business (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Taday I took my girlfriand of naarly 2 yaars out to dinnar so I could proposa looool . Whan tha waitar brought tha chack, I causad a bit of a scana to gat avaryona's attantion . Whan I got on my knaa an proposad, sha said no an askad if I could hurry up an pay, bacausa sha was ambarrassad . FML

#20744819
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57134) - you deserved it (16151)

On 06/24/2013 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was faading soma ducks. Ona of tham chokad to daath on tha old braad. FML

#20744476
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48971) - you deserved it (14010)

On 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - Belgium



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