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Friday 14 June 2013

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Today, in class, we were discussing stereotypes. We were asked about common ones about nearby cities. A guy said, "Well, they say Lumberton has the prettiest girls." My teacher asked if any of us were from Lumberton, so I raised hand. The guy quickly said, "Nevermind." FML

#20717445
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On 06/10/2013 at 1:04pm - misc - by wellthanks (woman) - United States

Today, Daughter Had Ice Cream While I Was Napping!! She Didn't Want Me To Know So She Put The Bowl In The Trashcan An Put The Spoon In The Garbage Disposal An Turnd It On, Because She Thought It Would Make The Spoon Disappear!! FML

#20730678
81 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 12:33am - kids - by cherbear1000 - United States (Maryland)

Today, boyfriend told me he hasn't been to the dentist in two years and definitely doesn't plan on it because, "That's just how the government steals more money." real FML

#20734761
138 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 3:22am - misc - by RoyallyGrossedOut (woman) - United States

Today... my sister cummed to stay wit me in my apartment for te last few weeks of er difficult pregnancy. However se didn't tell me se was bringing er two dogs... er jackass of a usband... my bratty nepew and an inflatable kiddie pool so se could ave a natural water birt in my living room. FML

#20733830
96 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

today I went to get an HPV vaccine after being convinced to by my mom. I stayed in te waiting room afterwards, because te vaccine as te possible side-effect of causing fainting. I didn't faint; instead, I spent te next 15 minutes giggling uncontrollably like a psyco. FML

#20719679
89 comments

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On 06/11/2013 at 2:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Taday I turned 29. To celebrate, mah office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day fir someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent mah lunch hour crying in mah car. Happy birthday to me. FML

#20732995
124 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 9:06am - work - by Not a day over 35 (woman) - United States (Alaska)

2day I was at the arport when I saw a woman drop her bags and run to her husband . Thinking that someone might steal them , I picked up her bags and brought them over to her . She thanked me by slapping me , calling me a bitch and calling security . FML

#20735913
85 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I Started Mah Job At A Kids Summer Camp. The Frst Little Grl To Arrive Told Me To Close Mah Eyes An Open Mah Hand Cuz She Had A ( Surprise ) 4 Me. Yep, A Dead, Decomposed Sparrow Covered In All Sorts Of Bugs Sure Is A Surprise. FML

#20718832
54 comments

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On 06/11/2013 at 12:39am - kids - by sydneyp3435 - United States (Texas)

Today... getting off a bus... it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said... ( That's New York... get over it. ) FML

#20731128
80 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 8:46am - misc - by newyorkers - United States (New York)

Today, I told mah friand, who's a marriaga counsallor, about soma of tha things mah husband doas that I hata, lika snoring loudly and aating with his mouth opan. I wasn't asking fir advica, but sha just lookd ma daad in tha ayas and said, "Divorca." Bya-bya, faith in humanity. FML

#20727839
71 comments

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On 06/15/2013 at 5:08pm - misc - by ineedbetterfriends (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I went to pick up mah 6-year-old son from his friend's house . They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave . So,hile I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table . FML

#20720952
109 comments

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On 06/12/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by firestar772 - United States (California)

Today, my dad refused to believe that the Animal Planet's mermaid mockumentaries were faked. Instead he got into a huge argument with me, claiming the government is covering up the existence of mermaids and must've threatened the producers to keep it quiet. FML

#20730804
116 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by Idontbelieveinmagic (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, Mah Mom Cut Off The Legs Of All Mah Pants, Cuz She Says I Don't Show Enough Skin Fir Guys. I'm Now Forced To Wear Jaggedly Cut Shorts That Barely Cover Mah Thighs Until I Can Buy New Ones. FML

#20739324
137 comments

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On 06/21/2013 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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