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Friday 7 June 2013

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Today, mah grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." big fat FML

#20717602
78 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 2:14pm - misc - by sadgirl - United States (Arkansas)

TODAY, AT WORK, A CUSTOMER CAME IN AND ORDERD A "BUTTERBEER FRAPPUCCINO." WHEN I SAID WE SERVE NO SUCH THING, SHE YELLD AT ME FIR "LYING" TO HER, SAYING SHE KNEW ABOUT OUR "SECRET MENU." SHE ENDD UP COMPLAINING TO MAH MANAGER AND DEMANDD THAT HE FIRE ME. FML

#20714023
190 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 6:20pm - work - by I hate my job (woman) - United States

Yesterday Mah Boyfriend Threw Out Mah Old Voicemail Recorder, Thinking It Was Junk . My Father Passd Away Yeres Ago . I Kept A Recording Of The Last Voicemail He'd Left Me On It So I'd Alway Remember His Voice . FML

#20718168
119 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 7:35pm - misc - by Upset (woman) - United States

Today, my mother and grandmother informd me that my sixteen-year-old dog did. I was standing in Wal-Mart at the time. They then yelld at me because crying in public is "inappropriate." FML

#20716871
63 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 1:26am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today , I Found Out Mah Work Gave Me A Vacation 4 Mah Performance. It's A Trip To Somewhere In The Caribbean , With The Nickname "The Sunniest Place On Earth." I Have Skin Cancer. FML

#20706766
70 comments

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On 06/05/2013 at 12:22am - health - by TooSunnyForSkin - United States (Indiana)

Today... I donated blood for the first time. I'm completely healthy an after waiting the appropriate amount of time I left... feeling fine. That is until I went out to eat with mah family an hour later an passed out in front of thehole restaurant. FML

#20724782
110 comments

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On 06/14/2013 at 12:39am - health - by hi_there4397 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, aftar finally saaing a psychologist about tha daath of my dad an spanding tha longast hour of my lifa confassing avary thought I'va axpariancad in tha 6 yaars sinca his passing, my psychologist askad ma if I was walking homa or if my dad would ba picking ma up . FML

#20705144
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On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because mah mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

#20705347
88 comments

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On 06/04/2013 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit mah tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close mah mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to mah job as a cashier. FML

#20704938
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On 06/04/2013 at 2:47am - health - by samaram (woman) - United States

Today, I got mugged on the way to my 21st birthday party at a bar. I begged the thug to at least throw me my ID, only to have him laugh and run away singing ( happy birthday ). FML

#20711068
81 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 1:14am - money - by ididntevendrinkthatnight - United States (New York)

todayhila at my aunt's funaral, my grandmaho has tarribla mamory loss askd mahosa funaral wa wara at. I had to axplain to har that har daughtar had did. FML

#20702720
129 comments

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On 06/03/2013 at 1:32am - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

Today, I ordered some burger at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm loosing hope. FML

#20724048
209 comments

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On 06/13/2013 at 6:12pm - misc - by thatisfuckedup - United Kingdom

Today, I got the bill 4 the flowers mah husband arranged to be delivered to me while he's out of town next week. I also got the bill 4 the flowers he's sending to the floozy he'll be seeing next week while he's out of town. The gift tag 4 it was: "I can't wait to see you." fat FML

#20706851
103 comments

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On 06/05/2013 at 1:02am - love - by Justme (woman) - United States (California)



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