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Friday 7 June 2013

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Today, I was on the tram, when an elderly couple got on. I stood up to give them room to sit together, but as I stood up, the tram set off and I went flying, knocking the elderly gentleman over. FML

#20707500
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51255) - you deserved it (4239)

On 06/05/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by Bookworm (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML

#20714023
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54949) - you deserved it (4152)

On 06/08/2013 at 6:20pm - work - by I hate my job (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw out my old voicemail recorder, thinking it was junk. My father passed away years ago. I kept a recording of the last voicemail he'd left me on it so I'd always remember his voice. FML

#20718168
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79583) - you deserved it (4079)

On 06/10/2013 at 7:35pm - misc - by Upset (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my work gave me a vacation for my performance. It's a trip to somewhere in the Caribbean, with the nickname "The Sunniest Place on Earth." I have skin cancer. FML

#20706766
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54847) - you deserved it (4022)

On 06/05/2013 at 12:22am - health - by TooSunnyForSkin - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother and grandmother informed me that my sixteen-year-old dog died. I was standing in Wal-Mart at the time. They then yelled at me because crying in public is "inappropriate." FML

#20716871
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53716) - you deserved it (3984)

On 06/10/2013 at 1:26am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, after finally seeing a psychologist about the death of my dad and spending the longest hour of my life confessing every thought I've experienced in the 6 years since his passing, my psychologist asked me if I was walking home or if my dad would be picking me up. FML

#20705144
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81906) - you deserved it (3976)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I donated blood for the first time. I'm completely healthy and after waiting the appropriate amount of time I left, feeling fine. That is until I went out to eat with my family an hour later and passed out in front of the whole restaurant. FML

#20724782
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38717) - you deserved it (3974)

On 06/14/2013 at 12:39am - health - by hi_there4397 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

#20705347
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60357) - you deserved it (3911)

On 06/04/2013 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got mugged on the way to my 21st birthday party at a bar. I begged the thug to at least throw me my ID, only to have him laugh and run away singing "happy birthday". FML

#20711068
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59955) - you deserved it (3854)

On 06/07/2013 at 1:14am - money - by ididntevendrinkthatnight - United States (New York)

Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML

#20704938
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45360) - you deserved it (3785)

On 06/04/2013 at 2:47am - health - by samaram (woman) - United States

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

#20702720
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87006) - you deserved it (3778)

On 06/03/2013 at 1:32am - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

Today, at my wedding, the minister forgot to skip the "does anyone object?" part. My mother stood up and gave a lengthy reason, which caused my future in-laws to start shouting. It turned into a small riot, and no, we're not married now. FML

#20721430
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68575) - you deserved it (3755)

On 06/12/2013 at 12:27pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

#20709788
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54580) - you deserved it (3734)

On 06/06/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Isle of Man



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