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Sunday 19 May 2013

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Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43004) - you deserved it (2744)

On 05/20/2013 at 8:37pm - misc - by hotelbound - United States (Missouri)

Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45017) - you deserved it (2677)

On 05/21/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by pianoplayer (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45458) - you deserved it (2646)

On 05/15/2013 at 2:21am - health - by the only sober one (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my aunt drove to my house and screamed at me for skateboarding in her driveway and denting her car. She then ransacked my room for said skateboard so she could break it in half. My aunt lives 4 hours away. I don't own a skateboard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49778) - you deserved it (2614)

On 05/23/2013 at 7:25pm - misc - by Dalistair (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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