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Sunday 12 May 2013

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Today... it's my birtday. Tree people wisd me appy birtday: Google... my insurance company... and te place I lease my car from. FML

#20649920
208 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 1:48pm - misc - by trice (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor cummed in an started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was... "Guess I forgot to numb ya... huh?" while giggling. FML

#20662624
170 comments

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On 05/14/2013 at 8:03am - health - by toothache - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah daughter posted a beautiful, touching statu on mah Facebook wall 4 Mother's Day!! It wasn't so touching that she'd just copied and pasted the one I wrote 4 her grandmother and sent it back to me, unedited!! looool FML

#20658557
60 comments

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On 05/12/2013 at 1:21pm - love - by mothers (woman) - United States

I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would lyk to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

#20651541
103 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 3:01am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday I Received A Notice That If I Don't Move The Abandoned Vehicle From Outside Mah House It Will Be Repossessed At Mah Expense. My Car Isn't Abandoned. FML

#20662395
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40375) - you deserved it (3956)

On 05/14/2013 at 1:29am - misc - by CrappyCar (woman) - United States

TODAY I GAVE MAH BOSS A GIFT CARD AS A LATE BIRTHDAY PRESENT SINCE I WASN'T IN THE OFFICE ON HIS ACTUAL BIRTHDAY. HE ACCUSED ME OF TRYING TO BRIBE MAH WAY TO A PROMOTION AN SUSPENDED ME ON THE SPOT. FML

#20660668
36 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 12:01pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, I WENT TO THERAPY. I STARTD TALKING ABOUT MAH CHILDHOOD AND MAH LIFE. BY THE TIME THE SESSION WAS OVER MAH THERAPIST WAS CRYING. BIG FAT FML

#20651461
90 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 1:30am - health - by Screwed Up (man) - United States

Today , I was eating a mystery flavord candy and I had an allergic looool reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelld up , but I still don't knowhat I'm allergic to. FML

#20657778
70 comments

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On 05/12/2013 at 1:20am - health - by those_allergies - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got mah nails, hair, and makeup professionally done 4 prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of mah date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML

#20673563
43 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 6:33pm - animals - by rach (woman) - United States (Washington)

2day my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he think that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuou affair. FML

#20654383
108 comments

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On 05/10/2013 at 3:01pm - love - by paintfarts1976 (woman) - Ireland (Westmeath)

Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatchd my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML

#20651616
102 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 6:11am - misc - by Uwrongfodat (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MA SISTERS AN I PITCD TOGETER NEARLY $500 TO SEND MA MOM TO TE SPA FIR MOTER'S DAY . WE PUT TE PRINTD SEET WIT ER INFO INTO A LITTLE BOX WIT OUR CARD ON TOP . WEN SE OPEND IT, SE FREAKD OUT AN STARTD UGGING MA DAD . TURNS OUT E SWITCD TE CARDS AN TOOK ALL TE CREDIT . FML

#20658076
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59055) - you deserved it (3790)

On 05/12/2013 at 8:09am - misc - by lachaisse - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I WAS READING AND STARTED LAUGHING AT A FUNNY PART IN MAH BOOK. MY MOM THEN BITCHED ME OUT BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS LAUGHING AT HER. SHE CALLED ME A LIAR AFTER I EXPLAINED MYSELF. HER LOGIC? ( BOOKS AREN'T FUNNY ). MEGA FML

#20647629
96 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 12:43pm - misc - by Marmarfarfar (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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