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Saturday 11 May 2013

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Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

#20662485
193 comments

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On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today.. . I woke up to the sound of mah newborn screaming . I frantically hoppd out of bd an stumbld into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of mah five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfed her understandably frustratd little brother . FML

#20644821
56 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, the grl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I likd. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demandd I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML

#20644845
121 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:49am - love - by walkingdead_1029 - United States (Arizona)

Today , I turned 35. Because I'm still single , ma sister bougt me a cat to elp start ma ( inevitable collection. ) FML

#20647961
83 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 4:17pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... mah taanaga daughtar naarly burnad down our housa cuz sha wantad to taka ( artsy ) picturas with a lightar fir Instagram. FML

#20656774
75 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 5:19pm - kids - by failure as a parent (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bd, I dreamd that she broke up with me, again. FML

#20670246
56 comments

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On 05/18/2013 at 1:22am - love - by Sarsippius -

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

#20645479
210 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, ma stalker ex girlfriend turnd up at ma wedding, uninvitd, wereing a wedding dress. FML

#20655660
143 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enoughhen students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by teacher 4 "not choosing a serious topic." FML

#20647729
91 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 2:14pm - misc - by hopelesscollegechick - United States (Alabama)

2day I took ma girlfriand looool to a family dinnar!! Ting want graat, until ma grandma arrivad!! Sa tougt it would ba okay to continua our friandly prank war by congratulating ma on ma "wifa's" pragnancy!! My girlfriand actually baliavad it, and now tink sa's ta "otar woman"!! FML

#20667410
80 comments

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On 05/16/2013 at 5:23pm - love - by paging dr. kevorkian (man) - Netherlands

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commentd on what the actors were doing!! I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour!! FML

#20660939
177 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm - intimacy - by more than I wanted to know (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

yesterday I lost my patience and asked the deadbeat I loaned money to last year to please pay up. His response: ( Blow me. ) No thanks , dad. FML

#20661189
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48596) - you deserved it (5418)

On 05/13/2013 at 5:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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