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Saturday 11 May 2013

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Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals . She asked if she could borrow mine an copy my notes . She then lost my notebook too . mega FML

#20669510
67 comments

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On 05/17/2013 at 6:28pm - misc - by well great. - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I ran into mah ex-girlfriend. Bieng the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML

#20644793
117 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:06am - misc - by wat_dafuq_bro (man) -

TODAY, I WAS SITTING NEXT TO AN ATTRACTIVE MAN. MUCH TO MAH SURPRISE, HE STARTED STROKING HIS FOOT AGAINST MINE. I WAS HAPPY AT THE FLIRTING BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ATTRACTED TO HIM FOREVER, SO I PLAYED ALONG. THAT'SHEN HE STOOD UP AND EXPLAINED HE WAS TRYING TO STRETCH OUT A CRAMP. FML

#20664979
70 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by Redfaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Walsall)

TADAY I REGISTERD ON AN RRITABLE BOWEL SUPPORT GROUP, UNKNOWINGLY LINKING IT TO MY FACEBOOK WALL. FML

#20666712
84 comments

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On 05/16/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing mah sister recordd mah singing an set it as mah ringtone. My phone rang in class an everyone hered it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

#20649622
74 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 10:00am - kids - by kprince - United States (California)

Yesterday, my ex-boyfriend calld my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

#20664891
114 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 11:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was wereing a black shrt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store!! I cummed around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out!! FML

#20664547
95 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 3:20am - misc - by notarobber (man) - United States (California)

Today, By Pure Chance, I Found The Websitehere My Boyfriend Has Been Getting All The Cute, ( Original ) Romantic Texts He Sends Me, Including The One That Made Me Fall In Love With Him To Begin With. FML

#20651954
147 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 12:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia (Makkah)

Today, I let my dad putted my dollar in the slot machine for me cuz I'm not old enough to gamble. I won $200 but he kept it cuz he "put the dollar in the slot machine." FML

#20650676
90 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 8:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, mah boyfriend woke me up the same way he alway does, by pulling on mah hair . Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me an kissed him . Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way . real FML

#20656960
82 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 7:04pm - love - by wrongguy - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY... THE REGIONAL MANAGER OF MAH COMPANY CUMMD OUT TO DO SOME PERFORMANCE REVIEWS. I WAS SO NERVOU THAT MAH PALMS WERE SWEATY... ANHEN HE REACHD OUT TO SHAKE MAH HAND... I BLURTD OUT... "I'M SORRY... U MADE ME WET." REAL FML

#20660456
81 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 8:01am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at mah kids fir running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, an did not want them to fall. I fellhile yelling an twisted mah ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML

#20667457
58 comments

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On 05/16/2013 at 5:50pm - kids - by meepdaleap - United States (Virginia)

today I saw a coin on the ground!! As I bent over to pick it up..!! some dude cummed up from behind..!! grabbed my waist and humped me three times!! He ran away before I could get a good look at his face!! FML

#20664572
141 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 4:08am - misc - by asdffhhjk (man) - Philippines (Manila)



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