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Wednesday 8 May 2013

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Today, my 55 year-old mother faked a pregnancy because she was jealous of all the attention I've been getting since I had my twin boys. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49056) - you deserved it (2846)

On 05/14/2013 at 5:35pm - misc - by for the love of god (woman) - United States

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45728) - you deserved it (2670)

On 05/15/2013 at 2:21am - health - by the only sober one (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45353) - you deserved it (2514)

On 05/09/2013 at 7:18pm - health - by iLikeMyLegs - Canada (Ontario)

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