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Sunday 2 December 2012

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2day my boyfriend of 4 yeres drunkenly introduced me to anoter very special lady. His wife. FML

#20197502
58 comments

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On 12/09/2012 at 9:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... I bought some expensive fabric softener since I'm not too keen on mah detergent's smell. Only after washing two weeks worth of laundry did I discover that mixed together they realistically mimic the smell of fresh puke. FML

#20189162
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On 12/03/2012 at 6:40am - misc - by backtothelaundrettethen (woman) - Germany

today I was slapped acros the face by a grl in the waiting room at the dentist's office!! She thought I was taking a picture of her breast with mah phone!! I was smilinghile reading other people's FMLs!! FML

#20189568
153 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)

Today, it's our thrd anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, cuz "it's too cliché." FML

#20179174
108 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 12:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realized that the comforting, unique scent of my mother in my childhood was actually the smell of the marijuana she smokes . FML

#20184714
204 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by childhoodupinsmoke (woman) - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY, MAH HUSBAND QUIT HIS JOB AS A UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR AND PICKD UP THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT AT A RAT FARM SO HE COULD HAVE MORE TIME DURING THE DAY TO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT. FML

#20182185
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On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Taday I cummad homa from tha hospital diagnosad with high blood prassura. It's causad by strass. My wifa had a vary long talk with my son about it. All tha kid has baan doing 4 tha past 2 hours is scraam at his Playstation. I'd rathar ba at tha hospital. FML

#20188739
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On 12/02/2012 at 11:03pm - kids - by Nick (man) - United States (Nevada)

2day mah boyfriend dumpd me by throwing mah stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I trid explaining that I have no clue wat he's talking about, he startd exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants looool on fire!" FML

#20180296
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On 11/26/2012 at 8:41pm - love - by imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck (woman) - United States (California)

Today, wile I was removing my makeup wit my boyfriend watcing, e mentioned tat e used to tink girls were prettier witout makeup on, but e'd now canged is mind . FML

#20187008
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On 12/01/2012 at 6:54pm - love - by allbrokeup (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Taday I got punchd in the face after a stranger askd for a light didn't realize it was a butane lighter and burnt the tip of his nose lighting his cigarette . Now my nose looks worse than his . FML

#20193519
67 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 6:30am - misc - by chinousmc - United States (Florida)

Today, aftar a romantic dinnar, movia, and stroll in tha park, wa had our first kiss. It would hava baan parfact, had a passarby thrown rubbish at us 4 "unnacassary public display of affaction." FML

#20194899
97 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 7:39am - love - by First Kiss - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML

#20189885
72 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 7:38pm - misc - by FlyingFist - United States

Today, I had some soup that my dad made . I took one sip and found he had puttd tons of hot sauce in it . I rushd to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had usd it as an ash tray the night before . I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash . FML

#20179829
93 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 3:13pm - misc - by Autocorrected - Philippines (Manila)



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