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Sunday 2 December 2012

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Today, a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit and began throwing merchandise everywhere, including at my face, because we are Canadian and don't have a show called "Extreme Couponing" for "devoted shoppers" like her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21935) - you deserved it (1654)

On 11/27/2012 at 6:46pm - work - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML


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On 11/30/2012 at 2:30am - health - by Atletic - United States (New York)

Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML


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On 11/28/2012 at 7:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML


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On 12/06/2012 at 6:50pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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