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April 2015

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Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML

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62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25970) - you deserved it (3048)

On 04/20/2015 at 12:57pm - money - by ihatekids - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

#21387401
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32059) - you deserved it (3040)

On 04/04/2015 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous - India

Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML

#21397356
108 comments

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On 04/21/2015 at 9:48am - love - by veiny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML

#21392745
101 comments

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On 04/13/2015 at 1:35am - intimacy - by bigmouthedmommy - United States (California)

Today, I found out the only reason my parents haven't kicked me out yet is because of my OCD which makes me clean the house every single day. FML

#21397145
102 comments

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On 04/20/2015 at 10:42pm - misc - by Zach - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

#21390271
96 comments

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On 04/08/2015 at 9:58pm - love - by Heart-Broken - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML

#21389247
101 comments

Today, I went to class to take an important final for which I studied all week long and worked hard in class. Today, the teacher also told us that anyone who had an A did not have to take the final. I missed out on a trip to the Bahamas for this. FML

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

#21395867
82 comments

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On 04/18/2015 at 7:55pm - misc - by Armstrong (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML

#21387562
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28819) - you deserved it (2919)

On 04/04/2015 at 2:23pm - misc - by n - United States

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML

#21397585
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26317) - you deserved it (2912)

On 04/21/2015 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Notthatone (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML

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103 comments

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On 04/19/2015 at 9:08am - misc - by Anunimos (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)



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