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February 2016

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Today, Southwest officially called off the search for my lost baggage and asked me to file a claim for reimbursement. My bag had $2000 worth of dental instruments, which I won't get any compensation for since the airline doesn't take any liability for valuable items. FML

#21522618
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19985) - you deserved it (1717)

On 02/03/2016 at 11:47pm - misc - by InDebt (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML

#21524651
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14251) - you deserved it (1668)

On 02/10/2016 at 12:08am - misc - by ApparentlyaPotato (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, after a snowstorm my son decided that boarding off the roof onto my truck would be fun. My truck now has a puncture wound. The same truck that drove him to the hospital for his puncture wound and broken arm. FML

#21523317
49 comments

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On 02/06/2016 at 6:56am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it's been five days since I started my new job in a new town, just signed a lease on my new apartment too. Now I find out the company's closing down, and since I'm still on probation, I'm told I'm not entitled to any kind of severance. FML

#21523276
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19859) - you deserved it (1648)

On 02/06/2016 at 1:28am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I was asked to prove that I was Chinese by translating the phrase, "Ching chong ming chang ho". I'm not even Chinese. FML

#21523696
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19742) - you deserved it (1601)

On 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm - misc - by Asian - United States (South Carolina)

Today, at my minimum wage job, we received a half-way decomposed dog found in a lake. It was my job to tear open the bag and try to identify the breed and color. It would've been easier if the body wasn't crawling with maggots. FML

#21523219
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20647) - you deserved it (1588)

On 02/05/2016 at 10:24pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in the current company I'm employed by, I have a better chance at gambling my way to the top, as opposed to working my way up. FML

#21523006
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16994) - you deserved it (1587)

On 02/05/2016 at 7:04am - money - by ferret702 - United States (Nevada)

Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

#21523681
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20830) - you deserved it (1582)

On 02/07/2016 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by OhDearGodGrandad (man) - United Kingdom (Redbridge)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

#21524278
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17467) - you deserved it (1579)

On 02/09/2016 at 12:17am - misc - by nofriends - United States (Idaho)

Today, I went to the doctor after being sick for weeks. I found out that I had bronchitis that then progressed to pneumonia. My girlfriend is hearing impaired, and when I can finally get words to come out when I speak, she can't understand them. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for. FML

#21522623
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19385) - you deserved it (1573)

On 02/03/2016 at 11:59pm - health - by FueledByFate - United States (Arizona)

Today, I shared with my doctor that I still feel uncomfortable with my medication. She expressed surprise, saying, "Really? By now I would've thought it'd be routine." Sorry, no. In three months, I have not gotten used to sticking a syringe up my butt and injecting my rectum full of medicated foam. FML

#21522878
81 comments

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On 02/04/2016 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I finally found out why my graphics card in my PC had been overheating recently. My brother disconnected the card's fan because it was too loud when he was gaming. I guess I can always spend another $750. FML

#21524086
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19559) - you deserved it (1544)

On 02/08/2016 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML

#21522585
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19602) - you deserved it (1521)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:13pm - misc - by Lord_Nick (man) - Canada (Quebec)



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