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July 2015

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Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML

#21436083
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24997) - you deserved it (2233)

On 07/03/2015 at 10:31pm - misc - by okaydisarray (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the only reason my husband agreed to marriage counselling is because he finds our therapist attractive. FML

#21434782
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25938) - you deserved it (2233)

On 07/01/2015 at 9:35am - love - by ouch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML

#21437326
60 comments

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On 07/06/2015 at 11:14am - intimacy - by BrittUnicorn - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I once again asked my girlfriend about getting married, as she had previously said she would only get married once gay marriage was legal. She still said no. FML

Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

#21436232
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22173) - you deserved it (2211)

On 07/04/2015 at 5:30am - misc - by bbcgj - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML

#21435904
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23425) - you deserved it (2200)

On 07/03/2015 at 3:02pm - misc - by Rusty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

#21436632
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18537) - you deserved it (2188)

On 07/05/2015 at 2:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

#21437094
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20313) - you deserved it (2172)

On 07/05/2015 at 11:18pm - misc - by madisonnkelly - United States (Texas)

Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because my hands "must smell of meat". I'm a vegetarian. FML

Today, I tried to arrange my first gallery exhibition as a photography student. Not even my mother wants to come. FML

#21435796
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22878) - you deserved it (2035)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:42am - misc - by jasondrags (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML

#21435086
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27684) - you deserved it (1986)

On 07/01/2015 at 10:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances". FML

#21435764
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24362) - you deserved it (1955)

On 07/03/2015 at 6:30am - misc - by NeedMoreFriends (woman) - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML

#21435132
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22155) - you deserved it (1920)

On 07/01/2015 at 11:10pm - animals - by Alex Andreas - United States (Oklahoma)



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