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July 2015

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Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

#21439858
138 comments

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On 07/11/2015 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML

#21438468
56 comments

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On 07/08/2015 at 11:16am - health - by Jack Shart Jr. (man) - United States

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML

#21446894
60 comments

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On 07/25/2015 at 4:33am - misc - by elovan - United States (Iowa)

Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML

#21439345
72 comments

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On 07/10/2015 at 12:27am - kids - by clutzymama (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, during family therapy the therapist asked if I believe I'm a good parent/husband. When I said yes my two sons, my daughter and even my wife very passionately disagreed. FML

#21437483
88 comments

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On 07/06/2015 at 4:52pm - kids - by --- - Canada (Ontario)

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML

#21441140
77 comments

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On 07/13/2015 at 5:15pm - intimacy - by Nigel - United States

Today, I was making some scrambled eggs. I had the eggs in a pan, stirring for about ten minutes, before I realised that the eggs were cooking very slow. I tried to figure out what was wrong for another few minutes before my grandma pointed out to me that the oven wasn't turned on. FML

#21447619
56 comments

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On 07/26/2015 at 5:04pm - misc - by sarah4241 - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 weeks showed up at my house at 7 AM. I was about to give him a kiss when he said, "Good morning, is Sarah here?" I was confused until I realized he didn't recognize me because I had no make up on. FML

Today, while visiting family in Taipei, I came across a large button that said "PUSH" on it. I was curious and pushed it. A deafening alarm then sounded for the next 10 minutes, attracting concerned neighbours and finally a security guard who informed me that I'd pushed a panic button. FML

#21438499
88 comments

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On 07/08/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by whoops (woman) - Taiwan

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

#21447461
40 comments

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On 07/26/2015 at 10:27am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML

#21435181
72 comments

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On 07/02/2015 at 12:49am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend gave me serious shit because I couldn't name 10 Pokémon. He said he even considered dumping me. Glad to know he has his priorities straight. FML

Today, I babysat the Antichrist of all kids. After the 5 long hours were over, his parents came home. Instead of paying me what they agreed, they offered to let me eat some leftovers of a takeout in the fridge. I'm so afraid of confrontation that I accepted. FML

#21443019
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21736) - you deserved it (8702)

On 07/17/2015 at 12:40pm - money - by raquel (woman) - United States



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