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April 2014

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Today, ma landlord started sowing ma apartment, were I ave lived and paid rent for over 2 yeres, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize tat I was moving. FML

#21120676
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42514) - you deserved it (3082)

On 04/23/2014 at 8:43am - misc - by Almost_Homeless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got my car cleand. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomitd out the window. The vomit saild back an splatterd all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 an a mental image that will never go away. FML

#21121715
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On 04/24/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Angus)

Today, my coworkers continued tere new favorite game: staring at me in total unnerving silence!! I can't elp but be reminded of serial killers!! FML

#21103796
44 comments

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On 04/03/2014 at 4:53pm - work - by Welshite - United States

Today, I'm in the process of adopting a child!! When I called mah mom to tell her the news, she just said, "Oh honey, don't adopt, it's the worst decision you'll ever make." I'm adopted!!

#21110479
76 comments

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On 04/11/2014 at 5:58pm - kids - by babylove - South Africa

Today, An Angry Customer Threw Her Sticky Toffee Pudding At The Wall And Pointd Out That Cuz It Didn't Stick, It Was Not Really A "sticky" Toffee Pudding, And That She'd Been Mislead. FML

#21123022
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36315) - you deserved it (2968)

On 04/25/2014 at 9:21pm - work - by stickyservice (woman) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

a customer threw his hot coffee all over me, because it was taking "too long" fir there credit card to be approved. FML

Today, Teacher Used An Online Program And Accused Me Of Plagiarism!! According To The Program, I Plagiarized Own Last Name!! FML

Today, mah nieghbor yelld at me because, according to him, the sound of me scraping the ice off mah windshield wakes him up every morning . This is the same nieghbor who ran over mah mailbox last week because there was too much snow on his window to see properly . FML

#21101388
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39758) - you deserved it (2732)

On 03/31/2014 at 10:03pm - misc - by IcyWindows - United States (Utah)



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