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March 2014

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Today, I cummed in to work early at a restaurant to help out. I stocked, baked pies 4 the next day, cleaned an set over 50 tables, an vacuumed the entire two stories. When I went to send an order 4 the first customer of mine, I realized I hadn't even clocked on. Four ½ hours of work wasted. FML

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On 03/11/2014 at 9:01am - work - by IStillHaveMy8hrShiftToGo (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized I'm so scared of my manager tat I don't even dare to quit my job. Te same job I want to quit exactly because I'm so scared of er.

TODAY, I TOLD MY BOYFRIEND THE DENTIST SAID MY BLOOD PRESSURE WAS HIGH. HE WAS MORE INTERESTED IN THE FACT THAT THE DENTIST TOOK MY BLOOD PRESSURE THAN MY BLOOD PRESSURE BEING HIGH. FML

#21095607
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On 03/24/2014 at 10:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

TODAY ON MAH WAY TO BURGER KING I GOT INTO A HEATED DISCUSSION WITH MAH WIFE ABOUT OUR CATS. WE HAVE 15 RESCUES AND I'VE REACHED MAH LIMIT. GUESS WAT CUMMED RUNNING UP TO MAH CARHILE WAITING IN THE DRIVE-THROUGH. WE NAMED HIM PICKLES. FML

#21091449
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On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

Taday It Saams To Hava Got To Tha Point Whara I Taka Flaas Off My Cat So Oftan That I Now Hava Draams About Finding Tha Biggast And Most Parfact Flaa. Maga FML

Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss cummed in during mah turn, and I got singled out 4 a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML

#21084165
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On 03/11/2014 at 5:35pm - work - by shonfyr (man) - Spain

Today, I still have my ridiculou fear of being heard on the toilet, an I can't go if people are around . I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemate started chatting immediately outside the door . I had to sit silently until they were gone . For half an hour . FML

#21097662
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On 03/27/2014 at 10:12am - misc - by Dragoness11 - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

TODAY... I HAVE EXACTLY 204 SNOWFLAKE SAVED ONTO MAH COMPUTER... ALL OF WHICH I MADE ON THIS SNOWFLAKE-MAKING WEBSITE. THIS IS WHAT MAH LIFE HAS COME TO. FML

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On 03/03/2014 at 12:18am - misc - by ealovan - United States (Iowa)

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter mah house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, mah 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of mah head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

#21087156
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On 03/15/2014 at 8:21am - kids - by emergencyroom (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today... I left a message for a potential employer. It wasn't until after I'd hung up that I realized I'd given them there own phone number to call me back at. Not getting that job. mega FML

Today, I ad an elaborate fantasy ofat I would do if I became a cat and ow I would make ma way to ma crus's ouse to be teir cat. FML

Today... I went to an auction 4 the first time. When the run-down house I wantd to bid 4 came up... I opend bidding at £12...000 and surprisingly won. Feeling pleasd... I turnd to the person next to me and said... "Lucky me!" She replid... "Yes... lucky you!" and then under her breath said... "Cockhead". FML

#21080041
108 comments

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On 03/06/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by Anonymous -



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