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February 2014

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Today, I was throwing rocks into a pondhila our class was on a fiald trip. Tha taachar startd to pass around an old rara civil war bullat. As tha bullat got to ma, I thraw anothar rock in tha rivar, only to notica a rock in my hand and tha bullat gona. FML

#21062817
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On 02/16/2014 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

yesterday while having a sneak through my brother's browser , I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entre family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy."

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On 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm - misc - by well SHIT (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I learned that no matter how much u want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife!! FML

#21073034
184 comments

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On 02/27/2014 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I walkd into ma ouse wit a couple of friends and I saw ma grlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly askd er if se ad time to do a load of mine as well. Se scoffd and said , "Yea babe , I'll gladly do your laundry... Te same day u learn to wipe properly." FML

#21058908
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On 02/13/2014 at 7:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) -

2DAY WANTING TO BREAK UP WITH MAH BOYFRIEND , I INVITD HIM TO DINNER WITH MAH PARENTS. I WAS SURE THEY'D HATE HIM , WHICH WOULD GIVE ME THE EXCUSE I NEEDD. THEY ENDD UP LOVING HIM , AND NOW THEY WON'T STOP MENTIONING MARRIAGE. FML

#21053604
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On 02/07/2014 at 6:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

2DAY I SAW A PHOTO ON MAH MOTHER-IN-LAW'S FACEBOOK... PROUDLY SHOWING OFF THE HORRIBLE JOB SHE'D DONE OF PAINTING HER CAR. I SARCASTICALLY COMMENTD THAT I WOULDN'T INFLICT THAT ON MAH WORST ENEMY'S RIDE. AN HOUR LATER... SHE CUMMD BY AN EMPTID A BUCKET OF PAINT OVER MAH WINDSHIELD. FML

#21066687
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On 02/20/2014 at 4:20pm - misc - by time to lawyer up (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY TRYING TO BE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT I BOUGHT MAH DAUGHTER A PACK OF CONDOMS IN CASE SHE EVER DECIDED TO HAVE SEX . SHE TURNED THEM INTO BALLOON ANIMALS AND WENT BACK TO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES . FML

#21059009
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On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Taday I was driving along , and went to spit out mah window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

#21070244
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On 02/24/2014 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

2day I found out that the little arrow next to mah gas gauge actually points to the side of the car where the tank is. For the past year-and-a-half I've been looool sticking mah head out the window an even calling mah parents to ask which side it was on... cuz I can never remember. FML

#21071932
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On 02/26/2014 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, I WENT TO PICK UP MY GODDAUGTER WILE ER MOTER WENT TO WORK . SE WAS BEING FUSSY, AND I WAS SURPRISD WEN SE WAS QUIET IN TE CAR; I JUST FIGURD SE'D FALLEN ASLEEP . I GOT TO MY OUSE AND REALIZD I'D NEVER PUT ER IN MY CAR, SE WAS STILL SITTING IN MY FRIEND'S DRIVEWAY . FML

#21062639
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On 02/16/2014 at 5:44pm - kids - by lyss - United States (Pennsylvania)

Tadayhile waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdownhile his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me an said, "Can u believe this kid? I feel sorry 4 his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML

#21064367
167 comments

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On 02/18/2014 at 11:31am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, an ended up bashing into another car. FML

#21063366
87 comments

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On 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bled so I pluggd it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fre as well. FML

#21050725
158 comments

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On 02/04/2014 at 9:48pm - health - by anonymous - United States



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