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Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41958) - you deserved it (3192)

On 01/09/2014 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering mail, I was yelled at by a guy, who threatened to shoot me if I "trespassed" on his property. He made me toss his mail toward his porch from the street, before telling me to get lost. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39142) - you deserved it (3180)

On 01/31/2014 at 1:46pm - work - by fuckfuck (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, a customer started a conversation by telling me how smart he'd heard I am, and finished it by explaining his theory that only smart people commit suicide. He then gave me a knowing look and said, "Just something I thought you should think about," and left without buying anything. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36901) - you deserved it (2868)

On 01/01/2014 at 6:49pm - work - by Okay_Then (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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