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January 2014

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Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML

#21042087
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53503) - you deserved it (4474)

On 01/27/2014 at 6:09pm - health - by knobbed (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

#21025291
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49418) - you deserved it (4457)

On 01/12/2014 at 3:03am - kids - by -_- - United States

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML

#21021456
164 comments

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On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML

#21016807
99 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

#21032010
72 comments

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On 01/18/2014 at 6:09pm - misc - by cjgreer70 - United States (Oregon)

Today, like every day since my wife was prescribed antibiotics for an infection, I had to hide one of the pills inside her food, because she'd apparently rather fall seriously ill than swallow them like an adult. FML

#21022498
116 comments

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On 01/09/2014 at 2:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

#21014860
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51127) - you deserved it (4191)

On 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by notakeeper - United States (Florida)

Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML

#21030359
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67798) - you deserved it (4155)

On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, it's been two weeks since my parents went crazy with their attempts to save on the water bill. Every time I want to take a shower, I have to ask them first. Let's just say I've had to resort to taking sponge baths in public bathrooms to keep my B.O. under control. FML

#21025608
146 comments

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On 01/12/2014 at 2:06pm - misc - by shakinmahbuttbutt (man) - United States

Today, after trying for several days to change some details on the social security website, I got fed up and called them. I waited nearly two hours on hold, and when I finally got through, the guy on the other end just told me to reboot my computer and try again, then hung up on me. FML

#21027789
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43386) - you deserved it (4126)

On 01/14/2014 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML

#21016650
70 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 1:38pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML

#21017461
86 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 2:11am - love - by Fiancé problemsss - United States (Montana)

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML

#21030771
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44317) - you deserved it (4068)

On 01/17/2014 at 11:24am - health - by crap - United States (Ohio)



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