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November 2013

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Taday mah mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, mah man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML

#20969751
128 comments

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On 11/25/2013 at 12:22am - intimacy - by LadyLola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I told tha man my grlfriand has baan chaating on ma with all about har infidality. Ha didn't gat angry; ha just said that ha knaw... that thay wara in an opan ralationship... and that I was pratty stupid to hava not figurad it out soonar. FML

#20941848
89 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 9:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

TODAY , AFTER MOVING MILES TO BE WIT MA BOYFRIEND , I LOGGED ONTO IS COMPUTER JUST IN TIME TO SEE IS OTER GIRLFRIEND AD SENT NAKED PICTURES. MEGA FML

#20972839
118 comments

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On 11/27/2013 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by unluckylassy - Ireland

Today,hile driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone an asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good 4 our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good 4 anal." FML

#20942318
50 comments

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On 11/02/2013 at 9:21am - intimacy - by justme - United States (Ohio)

Today, parants kickad ma out of tha housa bacausa thay wara having a party. Thay gava ma twanty bucks to go saa a movia. Wall, tha movia andad pratty quick, but tha trauma of saaing parants in a swingars' orgy will taka soma tima gatting ovar. FML

#20969815
157 comments

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On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing wat was coming I started tearing up absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes he quickly stood up and yelled ( HAH JUST KIDDING ). FML

#20967193
154 comments

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On 11/22/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday everything that was beautiful an pure in mah life turnd into a terrible, warpd version of wat it once was. Today, I lost all hope, an no longer believe that life, although sometime shitty, is sweet an worth living. Today, I met mah mother-in-law. looool FML

#20949272
146 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

Today mah husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wantd to have sex with me. fat FML

#20950083
62 comments

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On 11/08/2013 at 9:00am - intimacy - by xomelodygervais (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... my 8-year-old cummed home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole looool class to write about how they felt when they lerened that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

#20942077
285 comments

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On 11/02/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by SantaClaus - United States (California)

Today, for the tenth time, my teacher made a misbehaving student sit next to me as punishment. He begged for detention instead. FML

#20945365
100 comments

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On 11/04/2013 at 5:01pm - misc - by WinkleBottom (man) - United States

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online 4 two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children cuz they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML

#20973561
88 comments

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On 11/28/2013 at 11:34am - love - by heightdifference (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told my grlfriend I loved er . Se left an never cummed back . FML

#20943458
100 comments

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On 11/03/2013 at 4:57am - love - by Whatswrongwithme? (man) - United Kingdom

today wile driving ome, I looked in te rear-view mirror an saw tat my tree-year-old daugter ad managed to get out of er seat an ad crawled to te back window. I pulled over an strapped er in again. Five minutes later se was back at te window. FML

#20967131
132 comments

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On 11/22/2013 at 6:14pm - kids - by houdinette (woman) - Sweden (Ostergotlands Lan)



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