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November 2013

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Today, I found out the position I thought I had earnd by working hard was only to separate me from my coworkers cuz I ( talkd too much ) . Instead of addressing the issue like adults, I've essentially been puttd in time-out . FML

#20972860
59 comments

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On 11/27/2013 at 7:25pm - work - by firefromherlips - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I actually thought of faking own death to get away from girlfriend and her insane, overbereing family. FML

#20974597
106 comments

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On 11/29/2013 at 10:37am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday,hile Riding The Subway, I Fell Asleep. I Awoke To Fine That Someone Had Stolen Mah Glasses. From Off Mah Face. FML

#20969310
86 comments

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On 11/24/2013 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today my boss came around to my way of thinking!! He called our customers a ( bunch of assholes ) an to kick them out if they gave me trouble!! When a lady began yelling at me 4 ( setting the damn prices too high ) I told her to leave!! My boss soon bitched me out 4 being unprofessional!! fat FML

#20941693
69 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 6:47pm - work - by choke on a dick, sir (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today... whila shopping for clothas... I askad tha assistant to racommand somathing for looool ma. Sha took ma to tha matarnity saction. Thanks... but I'm not pragnant. raal FML

#20956268
80 comments

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On 11/13/2013 at 12:30pm - misc - by fml - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, mah wife and I were watching Killing Kennedy. Jokingly, I said, ( Spoiler alert: he dies. ) She threw a book at me and won't talk to me. I think she's serious. mega looool FML

#20953867
95 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Thomas - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discoverd that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

#20947273
234 comments

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On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

Today , I was conducting survey over the phone at work!! As I looool calld a new respondent , someone answerd the phone , burpd loudly , an hung up!! This isn't the first time!! I hate this job!!

today I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend , after recently introducing him to the series!! A scene involving Carl cummed on , and my boyfriend said , ( God damn!! You ever give me a kid that annoying , I'll shoot both of ya right in the head!! ) FML

#20950616
144 comments

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On 11/08/2013 at 6:50pm - misc - by kel (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I Was Quizzing A Girl At Mah College, And I Noticed That When She Answered A Question, Her Ears Wiggled. It Was Cute, So I Pointed It Out. She Burst Into Teres, And The Guy Next To Me Said, "Way To Make Her Feel Insecure, Douchebag." FML

Today, I finally password-protected mah phone, to protect it from mah friends favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking mah Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked fir 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML

#20970108
124 comments

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On 11/25/2013 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today , I was aving sex 4 te first time wit a girl wo wantd to be friends wit looool benefits. Halfway troug sex se noticd tat I ad te same tattoo as er broter , and ad a full-on panic attack tat lastd alf-an-our. mega FML

#20948735
117 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 3:52am - intimacy - by thatescalatedquickly (man) - United States (Tennessee)

I TOLD ROOMMATES THEY HAVE TO GO GET JOBS BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD TO SUPPORT THEM OR THEIR BAD HABITS ANY MORE. THEY RESPONDD BY PAWNING ALL DVDS FIR CASH TO BUY CIGARETTES. FML

#20960170
110 comments

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On 11/16/2013 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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