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November 2013

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2day my nieghbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed... online exam. FML

#20965985
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27896) - you deserved it (88038)

On 11/21/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

yesterday I was proud when I startd a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

#20975509
100 comments

Today, I Was Talling My Friands A Story . I Addad A Faw "amballishmants" To Maka It Mora Intansa . Ona My Friands Pipad Up With, "I Was With You, Half Of Wat You Just Said Wasn't Trua" . It's Now All Ovar Facabook And I'm Known As "Tha Bullshittar" . FML

#20944930
144 comments

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On 11/04/2013 at 6:39am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was ascortad out of a grocary stora 4 baating my looool boyfriand with a block of chaasa. FML

Today, I learnd that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for u to speak Klingon during sex . FML

#20963971
252 comments

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On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, as mah wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little ( drty talk ). I whispered in her ear that I would ( dick her down good ). She couldn't stop laughing. FML

#20946325
154 comments

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On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, My Family Got Togeter For A Big Game Of Paintball . My Grandpa Wantd To Play Too, But I Told Im E Was A Bit Too Old For Suc A Roug Sport . He Joind Anyway, And Spent Te Wole 2 Ours Unting My Dumb Ass Down . I'm Now In Constant Pain After Bieng Riddld Wit Paintballs . FML

#20941762
96 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 7:55pm - health - by nl4 (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, after working all week on a group project, I realizd I forgot to submit the assignment and missd the deadline. I now have to tell mah group that we automatically faild. FML

Today, in second year at university, I took a pregnancy test . It is te only test I've passed all mont . mega FML

#20966092
169 comments

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On 11/21/2013 at 7:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, AT THE GYM, I REALIZED THE GUY WHO HAS BEEN STARING AT ME 4 THE PAST 3 DAYS IS THE SAME GUY I PROMISED TO TEXT BACK 5 MONTHS AGO . FML

#20954898
98 comments

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On 11/12/2013 at 6:18am - love - by awkwardencounters - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday it's the fourth day of mah new diet. I told mah friends and family to watch me every time I eat to make sure it's healthy. I got so desperate that I hid some chocolates in mah pocket then scarfed them downhile pooping. FML

#20941432
140 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 2:52pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

yesterday my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!". I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?" , "What do u mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot , I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. mega FML

#20959504
149 comments

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On 11/16/2013 at 5:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom... an I endd up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in an break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washd up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

#20959868
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22744) - you deserved it (43937)

On 11/16/2013 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version



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