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November 2013

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a grl and I were flrting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I askedhat she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flrtatiously and said "Why don't u try it and find out?" I went in 4 a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

#20965644
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On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

Taday I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packd with food that I put into the fridge. I realizd two looool hours laterhile frantically looking 4 a tampon. I'm still cold down there. big fat FML

#20966555
103 comments

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On 11/22/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by InsertPopcicle (woman) - United States

Today to make it seem like the customers actually likd me I told mah coworkers I got tippd $12 . Sadly that "$12 tip" came from mah own pocket . FML

#20973265
51 comments

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On 11/28/2013 at 1:39am - work - by MicachuPikachu (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognizd me from our New Year's party last year . She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain 4 breaking her son's heret . FML

#20971434
96 comments

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On 11/26/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Amanda (woman) - United States

I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited... because as I came close to climaxing... I had a serious asthma attack and had toheeze 4 help. fat FML

#20975074
82 comments

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On 11/29/2013 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I superglued the sole back into shoe. Unfortunately , the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and foot got superglued to shoe. FML

#20956277
87 comments

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On 11/13/2013 at 12:51pm - misc - by footstuck - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, WHILA ON A FAMILY DISNAY WORLD VACATION, I SAW A KID SHITTING ON A PUBLIC BATHROOM'S FLOOR!! IT WAS MY KID!! HA'S 10!! FML

#20960450
92 comments

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On 11/17/2013 at 12:33am - kids - by Anonymous -

Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair . It won . FML

#20961117
68 comments

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On 11/17/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by what_a_loner - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" fir almost two months . FML

#20975537
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On 11/30/2013 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah boyfriend's response to me saying "Most women lyk a bit of filth in the bedroom every now an again" was to start farting in bed. Not quite wat I meant. FML

#20946422
78 comments

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On 11/05/2013 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by roughsexgonewrong (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today... somebody broke into mah car... just to steal the obviously fake $1...000...000 bill hanging from mah rear-view mrror. FML

#20951747
92 comments

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On 11/09/2013 at 6:27pm - money - by jsyn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY WHILE I WAS WORKING OUT I WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC WITH MY EARBUDS IN. THE POKÉMON THEME STARTED PLAYING AND I BEGUN SINGING ALONG. IT WASN'T TOO LONG AFTER THAT I REMEMBERED I WAS IN A CROWDED GYM ON A MILITARY BASE. FML

#20940589
148 comments

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On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States

TODAY, I WOKE UP LATE AND HAD TO RUSH TO CATCH BUS. UPON ARRIVING AT SCHOOL, I WAS HOT FROM RUNNING AND TOOK OFF SWEATER. IT WAS THEN, IN A LECTURE HALL WITH 400 PEOPLE, THAT I REALISED I HADN'T PUTTED A SHIRT ON UNDERNEATH. FML

#20945220
115 comments

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On 11/04/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by barebackingit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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