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November 2013

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Today , I woke up to a brand new password on pone tat only wife knows. Apparently , se tinks I've been looking at pone more tan I've been talking to er lately. FML

#20942179
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24855) - you deserved it (42942)

On 11/02/2013 at 2:27am - love - by LockedOut (man) - United States

2dayila Catting To My Motar, I Triad To Sow Ar A Funny Wabsita By Pasting Ta URL Into A Massaga. Aftar I Sant Ta Massaga, I Raalisad Tat My Browsar Adn't Copiad Ta URL I Wantad To Sand Ar, An Tat I'd Actually Pastad Ta Pravious URL I Copiad. It Was Porn. FML

#20957289
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21184) - you deserved it (42812)

On 11/14/2013 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, WHILE FEELING SICK, I DECIDD TO GO TO A FURNITURE STORE TO SIT DOWN 4 A FEW MINUTES. I'M NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF AN EXPENSIVE, VOMIT-STAIND RECLINER. FML

TADAY I WAS CLEANING A POCKETKNIFE WEN I NOTICED A SPIDER ON MA LEG. MY FRST REACTION WAS TO STAB IT. FML

#20974086
143 comments

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On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I playd a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He respondd by making me stand outside an watch as he keyd both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

#20944097
200 comments

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On 11/03/2013 at 4:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today tere was a power outage at my apartment . I endd up deciding tat te power wasn't going to come on any time soon and tat I sould go to a otel 4 te nigt . Just after I unpackd at te otel my neigbor calld to say te power ad come back . FML

#20942793
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20257) - you deserved it (40311)

On 11/02/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by FUCKING POWER - United States (Michigan)

Today, after ours of organizing an spending around $300 4 tree-year-old's birtday party, I realizd I forgot to send out te invitations . FML

#20951338
160 comments

Today, while swimming in the ocean, I felt some sand under my wedding ring. I took it off 4 a second, and got hit by a huge wave. My ring is now lost somewhere in the ocean. FML

#20961838
169 comments

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On 11/18/2013 at 4:14am - misc - by smiley1014 (man) - United States

Today, wile ice-skating wit my girlfriend, I tried to do wat tey do in te movies and make er gently fall into my arms. Instead se slipped, fell, and it er ead on te ice. FML

#20974953
79 comments

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On 11/29/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by holy sleet (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my nieghbor brought a ruined napkin holder over an claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall an ruined it . I apologized, telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall . mega FML

#20974338
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23338) - you deserved it (37075)

On 11/29/2013 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TADAY I TURNED 30. WHILE ALL MY FRIEND R GETTING MARRIED, FURTHERING CAREER AND HAVING CHILDREN, I'M STILL SAT AROUND BIENG AS IMMATURE AS I WAS AS A TEENAGER. I'M GOING THROUGH A CLASSIC CASE OF PREMATURE AGE-JACULATION. I LAUGHED FOR 10 MINUTE AFTER COMING UP WITH THAT. FML

Today, I went to te batroom on te way to class. After wasing my ands, I couldn't figure out ow to turn off te water. I finally resortd to asking a professor fir elp. Se turnd it off, lookd me looool in te eyes and said, "Please don't tell me your ere on a scolarsip."

#20948176
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24661) - you deserved it (32357)

On 11/06/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by nevergoingtopeeagain - United States (Texas)

Today... I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down... so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML



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