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October 2013

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Today, I was on a dinnar data with a guy I raally lika!! I guass I was on my phona too much cuz halfway through tha data ha sant ma a taxt saying how much my half of tha bill would ba!! FML

#20904456
319 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 8:43am - love - by Lilly (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, mah boyfriend and I went to the doctor's 4 an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner 4 her birthday. FML

#20911051
187 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm - love - by Cereal_mistress (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was itting on a grl , and I was sure I could get er to sleep wit me. Wen se finally gave in and was putting er number into ma pone , se calld ma mom and askd er if se raisd me to "sexually arass women."

#20918730
327 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally texted a picture of cock to dad. FML

#20907559
190 comments

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On 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working behind the bar at a club . After serving drink to a guy, he askd me if I could carry them outside to the two grls waiting fir him . I scowld at him an told him I wasn't a waitress . That'shen I realisd he had one arm . real FML

#20910594
118 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 3:37am - work - by bitch (woman) - Australia

Yesterday, I decided to try LSD wit a few friend in a safe environment . As an artist, I ad planned to spend my trip doing psycedelic painting and ad all my supplie set up . Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about te "evil easel" and never even touced my canvas . FML

#20930479
332 comments

Taday My Bully Made Me Cry Once Again. It's Been Going On For Weeks. I Don't Know Who To Turn To; I Can't Say Anything Because I'd Get Into Even More Trouble. He Even Stole My Nintendo 3DS And Won't Give It Back. My Bully Is My Grlfriend's Son. He's 10. FML

#20904358
78 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 4:12am - kids - by PickedOnByDamien (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom . I spoke to the attendant an gave her mah purse an coat while I used the toilet . When I cummed out, she was gone . The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant . FML

#20905582
116 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 1:41am - money - by wellcrap - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I PRETENDD TO BE DEAF TO A DOOR TO DOOR SALESMAN. HE KNEW SIGN LANGUAGE. FML

#20907982
130 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. mega FML

Today my grlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her an if so hat. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML

#20936378
197 comments

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On 10/28/2013 at 12:58am - love - by BaconLover - Japan

Today , after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months , I have had not one single call. I later fine out that I was using my old phone number on the applications , an my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. mega FML

#20922298
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24682) - you deserved it (41131)

On 10/16/2013 at 12:40am - work - by LFE - United States (Texas)



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