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June 2013

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Today, I Was Doing A Little Victory Jig After Finally Sending Out The Last Of The Invitation Cards Fir Mah Weddinghen I Realised That I Had Forgotten To Put The Date Of The Event On Them. FML

#20749970
56 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 8:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I triad to axplain to my cat why I was singla, but than I raalizad why.

#20733893
61 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm - animals - by CatLover<3 - United States (Texas)

Today... My Boyfriend Lost His Temper With Me An Complained That My "constant" Apologie 4 Upsetting Him Drive Him Insane... An Without Thinking... I Said I Was Sorry. He Hung Up An I Haven't Hered From Him Since. Mega FML

#20705829
173 comments

Today... I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing 4 her in the storehere she works. Turns out... she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount looool of attention caused a panic attack. No... I didn't get a date. FML

#20733111
110 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 11:02am - love - by Well, crap (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today... I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declind... and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid fir mah purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxd out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

#20698637
33 comments

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On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday, crush kissed me fir the first time. However, hair was falling into face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

#20755685
125 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 6:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAD A THREESOME!! HE SUGGESTD WE HAVE ANOTHER GUY!! IT ENDD UP DEVOLVING INTO A TWOSOME, AND I WASN'T PART OF IT!! FML

#20740333
200 comments

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On 06/22/2013 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, feeling te need to spice tings up in our sex life, I dressed up in ma usband's navy uniform jacket, at, and a pair of eels. Wen e came into te room, e took one look at me and started lauging uncontrollably. FML

#20702628
114 comments

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On 06/03/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I won an argument against a sexist co-worker. When I left later on , I jumped into mah car to drive home , but managed to reverse it into a parked excavator. Guessho's going to hear virginal jokes about women drivers from now on. FML

#20735108
31 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 12:18pm - work - by fuck the man-dominated construction business (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Taday I took my girlfriand of naarly 2 yaars out to dinnar so I could proposa looool . Whan tha waitar brought tha chack, I causad a bit of a scana to gat avaryona's attantion . Whan I got on my knaa an proposad, sha said no an askad if I could hurry up an pay, bacausa sha was ambarrassad . FML

#20744819
188 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today mah friend told me he had just robbd a bank and needd a place to hide!! Thinking he was joking I let him in so we could hang out!! 15 minutes later the cops storm into mah apartment!! Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke!! real FML

#20718656
63 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

today at the gym, mah boobs were jiggling more than the grl next to me . This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy . mega FML

#20712866
92 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 12:42am - health - by random - United States (Texas)

Today , I accidentally hit someone's car while at the supermarket. I left a note , went shopping , and when I came back my windows were shattered , my tires were slashed and ( f you ) was written on my windshield. FML

#20700486
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46478) - you deserved it (14435)

On 06/02/2013 at 1:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)



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