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Today.. . we had a get together 4 work at a restaurant I've never heard of . After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers.. . I showd up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt . Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town . mega FML

#20695797
102 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 6:32pm - work - by Lizzie - United States (Michigan)

TADAY I HAD TO MAKE A POSTER FIR SOCIAL STUDIES !! I DECIDED TO WRITE "NICE ASS" IN HIEROGLYPHICS !! TURNS OUT TEACHER CAN READ HIEROGLYPHICS !! FML

#20691781
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On 05/28/2013 at 7:42pm - work - by Amber - United States (California)

TODAY, I CHANGED TEACHER'S POWERPOINT PICTURE TO ME MAKING A FUNNY FACE . HE SAW IT AND CHANGED IT TO A PICTURE OF HIM, WITH A MIDDLE FINGER . FML

#20686826
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On 05/26/2013 at 2:46am - work - by ChangoFett - United States (California)

Today, I trid channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with mah bare hands. It turnd out to be a wasp. FML

#20643732
76 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 7:30pm - misc - by FML136969 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, wile at te beac, my son needed to pee. I told im to pee in te ocean. He took off is pants an peed from te beac to te water. FML

#20691712
98 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 7:01pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was visiting mah new in-laws for the frst time. During an awkward silence, I took mah phone looool and figurd I'd send mah friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightend up a little and I felt quite well until mah mother-in-law's phone beepd. Yep. FML

#20690847
72 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 7:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, after monts of being pesterd to do so, I finally read te frst Harry Potter book. I atd it. Upon earing tis, my grlfriend postd te fact on Facebook,ere I immediately receivd tons of abuse and eventual sunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My grlfriend just laugd. FML

#20683433
313 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 8:26am - misc - by obnum - United States (New York)

Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter filmsho I've had a crush on since I was about ten!! I trid to play it cool, and pretend I didn't knowho he was!! Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune!! FML

#20633236
114 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by itsellie27 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , I got into a car crash , in my own garage. FML

#20643761
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On 05/05/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by LilaTheGreat - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, I TRIED LYING TO MY PARENTS FIR THE FRST TIME . MY MOTHER IS A NEUROSCIENTIST AN MY FATHER IS A PSYCHOLOGIST . SOMEHOW, THEY MANAGED TO MAKE ME ADMIT THAT I WAS LYING BEFORE I'D EVEN FINISHED . FML

#20646351
101 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 8:52pm - misc - by blondie107 - United States (Texas)

2day I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I startd rapping!! I realizd the room was emptyhen, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joind in!! FML

#20677562
147 comments

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On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States

Today... I finally convincad mah mom to raad Fight Club. As English isn't har first languaga... sha occasionally askad ma to translata soma of tha words. Har latast quastion: ( What's a dildo? ) FML

#20657087
75 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by joeidk (man) - United States (New York)

Today I got a tattoo of the snake an staff medical symbol on mah wrist . Now everyone keeps asking what illness I have; they think it's a medical bracelet substitute . FML

#20666917
144 comments

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On 05/16/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by Calaraphea (woman) - United Kingdom (Warrington)



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