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Sunday 12 May 2013

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yesterday I was feeling down about bieng te only single person out of a group of eigt friends . Out of desperation I made up "Jonny" a ot fitness instructor wom I recently ooked up wit . Now "Jonny" and I ave been invited to a friends' nigt out . FML

#20659041
86 comments

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On 05/12/2013 at 5:09pm - love - by forever alone - United Kingdom

Today... I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs... never drank alcohol... never had sex... never had psychological problems... never been to the hospital for something serious... never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML

#20657738
179 comments

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On 05/12/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by peallow (woman) - Puerto Rico

yesterday while I was out shopping , a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her , saying , "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later looool , she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. real FML

#20658454
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On 05/12/2013 at 12:37pm - misc - by walmart: first time, last time (man) - United States

Today , I agreed to help out mah 4-year crush with his senior prank which is to pretend we are dating for 1 day to freak everyone out . Glad to know dating me is prank worthy . mega FML

#20658208
122 comments

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On 05/12/2013 at 10:08am - love - by turdtonomor9 - United States

Today, my little brother wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a vrgin an they r not. They r 13 an 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML

#20657675
176 comments

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On 05/12/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by lamsolonely - United States

Today, mah daughter posted a beautiful, touching statu on mah Facebook wall 4 Mother's Day!! It wasn't so touching that she'd just copied and pasted the one I wrote 4 her grandmother and sent it back to me, unedited!! looool FML

#20658557
60 comments

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On 05/12/2013 at 1:21pm - love - by mothers (woman) - United States

Today , I was eating a mystery flavord candy and I had an allergic looool reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelld up , but I still don't knowhat I'm allergic to. FML

#20657778
70 comments

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On 05/12/2013 at 1:20am - health - by those_allergies - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, MA SISTERS AN I PITCD TOGETER NEARLY $500 TO SEND MA MOM TO TE SPA FIR MOTER'S DAY . WE PUT TE PRINTD SEET WIT ER INFO INTO A LITTLE BOX WIT OUR CARD ON TOP . WEN SE OPEND IT, SE FREAKD OUT AN STARTD UGGING MA DAD . TURNS OUT E SWITCD TE CARDS AN TOOK ALL TE CREDIT . FML

#20658076
93 comments

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On 05/12/2013 at 8:09am - misc - by lachaisse - United States (Ohio)

Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copie of my house keys an give it to random people on the street. I live alone an work a 12 hour shift daily. FML

#20657611
95 comments

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On 05/12/2013 at 12:09am - misc - by Baikal - Singapore



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