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Wednesday 23 April 2014

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Today, my teen son gave me the completed manuscript of the novel he's been working on for 4 years. Surprised and excited that he showed so much dedication to something, I volunteered to read it. I'm only on page 16 and it's absolute drivel, with grammar that makes my eyes bleed. Only 281 pages to go. FML

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On 04/23/2014 at 3:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my great-grandmother uttered the phrase, "Just because I'm gray up here, doesn't mean I'm gray down there!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17317) - you deserved it (1377)

On 04/23/2014 at 12:20am - misc - by brainbleach - United States

Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12269) - you deserved it (728)

On 04/23/2014 at 8:43am - misc - by Almost_Homeless - Canada (Ontario)



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