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Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML

#21157939
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44362) - you deserved it (3853)

On 05/31/2014 at 3:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a guy I had been casually seeing asked me to dinner. Thinking he could be wanting to make things serious, I got all dressed up. Turns out he got a girlfriend and just wanted to tell me in person to avoid things being awkward. We then waited in silence for our meal. FML

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

#21215497
88 comments

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On 07/20/2014 at 7:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, a customer told me that there was no way he was paying for his shopping. He then walked off. As it turns out, the customer IS always right. FML

#21259221
55 comments

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On 09/16/2014 at 1:04am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

#21284017
47 comments

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On 10/23/2014 at 9:05pm - misc - by pyrogypsy (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML

#21334002
32 comments

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On 01/09/2015 at 4:17pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML

#21347009
52 comments

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On 01/30/2015 at 8:25pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

#21379555
95 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 3:51pm - health - by uhoh.. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

#21383517
77 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

#21386294
53 comments

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On 04/02/2015 at 12:40am - misc - by banana12321 - United States (California)

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

#21384262
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28982) - you deserved it (1992)

On 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm - work - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally hooked up with my longtime crush. I told all my friends about it, because of course I was really excited. Until later that night, when he texted me, telling me not to tell anyone what had happened, and that it was a one time deal. Oh, and right after that, he asked me for nudes. FML

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

#21382971
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29788) - you deserved it (3938)

On 03/28/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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