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Today..!! ma sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon..!! cuz "Bitcface Syndrome's no joke." real FML

#21351489
52 comments

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On 02/07/2015 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wirral)

Today , the grl I like finally replid to a text I sent a week ago . Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again , fuckface." FML

#21347694
83 comments

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On 02/01/2015 at 9:59am - love - by FuckfaceSteve (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, mah friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted mah boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

#21355556
108 comments

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On 02/13/2015 at 8:43pm - misc - by DumbFace714 - United States (California)

Today mah boss calld me furious about how I "never answer mah phone" especially when important clients are trying to reach me and how unprofessional I am. I make very sure to never miss any calls mah boss just keeps giving out the wrong number to people. FML

#21362364
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On 02/24/2015 at 5:19am - work - by O (woman) - Sweden

Today, mah brothar wora a T-shrt to mah brthday party that said "I dig skinny chicks". I'm a racovaring anoraxic and looool told him that I didn't raally lika his shrt. His rasponsa? "Don't lat tha libaral madia brainwash you into thinking it's OK to ba fat." FML

#21376642
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On 03/17/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by Idigrespectfulattire (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today.. . In The Middle Of Mah Haircut.. . The Hairdresser Went Into Labor . They Never Finished Cutting It . Mega FML

#21347835
76 comments

TODAY, I HAD A FRIEND TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW BEING A VEGAN WAS SO GREAT. THEY WERE EATING EGGS. FML

#21353006
94 comments

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On 02/09/2015 at 9:32pm - misc - by LunaCrow (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

after several sleepless nights full of crying, I went to mah university's free help center. After telling the psychologist mah problems and asking wat to do, he looked at me blankly and said, ( Uh, it's not depression, I guess. You should go out more and, like, party some more. ) FML

#21367402
92 comments

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On 03/03/2015 at 5:02pm - health - by Anonymous - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, mah long-tarm boyfriand said that if wa avar finally gat marriad, his ax-grlfriand will dafinitaly hava to ba a bridasmaid. FML

#21369466
107 comments

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On 03/06/2015 at 6:30pm - love - by Not Engaged - United Kingdom (Dudley)

TODAY, I LEREND THAT, WHEN CHOKING ON A PIECE OF FOOD, U CAN COUGH HARD ENOUGH TO PARTIALLY PROLAPSE A HEMORRHOID. FML

#21362525
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On 02/24/2015 at 11:15am - health - by novaguy - United States

Today, I found out te ard way tat blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

#21360309
127 comments

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On 02/21/2015 at 10:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

looool Today, I went to the grocery store with my four-year-old. She has some issues with wetting the bed, so I told her that if she wasn't sure if she was dreaming about ( going ), she should pinch herself to make sure she's awake. In the produce section, she pinched herself, smiled proudly, and peed. FML

#21374802
59 comments

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On 03/15/2015 at 12:23am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, ta grl I'va baan saaing fir just ovar a waak casually lat ma know tat sa'll slas ar wrists if I avar laava ar. FML

#21365201
165 comments

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On 02/28/2015 at 11:23am - love - by great (man) - United States (Texas)



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