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Today, I really needed to be cheered up a bit after having had a horrible, depressing weekend. Luckily the guy I've been dating for some time, and who I really like, invited me over for dinner. Apparently, he wanted to see me so he could tell me he thinks we should stop seeing each other. FML

Today, my computer crashed and lost all of its data while I was making a back up. FML

#21134602
73 comments

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On 05/09/2014 at 1:35am - misc - by mlowy - Azerbaijan (Baki)

Today, I got a very serious case of the shits while in the middle of trying to close a sale, and had to run to the bathroom. My coworker picked up the sale, stealing all the commission in the process. FML

Today, I caught my dog drinking from the toilet. After yelling at him, his apology was licking my face. FML

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On 07/13/2014 at 10:10pm - animals - by dogggg (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML

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On 09/03/2014 at 7:13pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

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69 comments

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On 09/27/2014 at 4:16am - love - by nyx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had sex for the first time with my first boyfriend. We broke up 6 years ago. FML

Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

#21307548
84 comments

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On 11/28/2014 at 1:43pm - misc - by bullah007 (man) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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89 comments

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On 01/30/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by Idek - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML

#21367094
96 comments

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On 03/03/2015 at 5:15am - work - by soconfused (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML

#21360985
115 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my ex-boyfriend asked me to homecoming, in front of the whole school, knowing I have social anxiety. I was forced to say yes to not seem like an asshole. Now I can't back out. FML

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137 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 4:03am - love - by TooMuchAnxiety (woman) - United States (Hawaii)



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