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Today, my computer crashed and lost all of its data while I was making a back up. FML

by mlowy / 05/09/2014 at 1:35am / Azerbaijan (Baki) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a very serious case of the shits while in the middle of trying to close a sale, and had to run to the bathroom. My coworker picked up the sale, stealing all the commission in the process. FML

by shudson186 / 06/10/2014 at 8:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money

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Today, I caught my dog drinking from the toilet. After yelling at him, his apology was licking my face. FML

by dogggg / 07/13/2014 at 10:10pm / India (Maharashtra) / Animals

Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML

by Anonymous / 09/03/2014 at 7:13pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I watched with mild confusion as a piece of paper tucked underneath my windshield wiper flapped around on the highway. What could it be? Surely not a parking ticket. Powerless, I watched it fly away. It must have been the insurance information for the person who swiped the back of my car. FML

by lil_breezy / 09/11/2014 at 3:01pm / United States (Colorado) / Transportation

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Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML

by GetMeTheDamnBleach / 10/21/2014 at 3:46pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Animals

Today, I had sex for the first time with my first boyfriend. We broke up 6 years ago. FML

by Sansa / 10/22/2014 at 5:30pm / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Love

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Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

by bullah007 / 11/28/2014 at 1:43pm / Pakistan (Punjab) / Geek

Today, my best friend showed me his New Year's Eve photos. Girls everywhere, booze flowing all over the place and all my friends were there. They still haven't realised that they didn't invite me. We've been friends for seven years. FML

by Mixta / 01/02/2015 at 11:45pm / Love

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

by Idek / 01/30/2015 at 11:27am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML

by soconfused / 03/03/2015 at 5:15am / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Work

Today, my ex-boyfriend asked me to homecoming, in front of the whole school, knowing I have social anxiety. I was forced to say yes to not seem like an asshole. Now I can't back out. FML

by TooMuchAnxiety / 03/10/2015 at 4:03am / United States (Hawaii) / Love

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML

by Anonymous / 02/22/2015 at 11:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Health