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Today, my mom told me that she rather wait for the city bus all day, than allow me to give her a ride. FML

#20052248
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18974) - you deserved it (3477)

On 09/01/2012 at 9:58am - misc - by Chucho - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came to the realisation that the longest relationship I've had by far is the one I have with my hemorrhoids. FML

#19694480
69 comments

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On 05/28/2012 at 5:17pm - health - by Phil (man) - Canada

Today, I was headed on vacation with my family. On the way, our trailer tire blew out. Because the trailer was tilted from the flat tire, the door would not open to get the spare. After breaking the window to get the spare and putting it on, the spare blew out. FML

#19966487
58 comments

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On 07/21/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to hunt down and collect a stray dog's feces for my parasitology class. FML

#20041168
92 comments

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On 08/25/2012 at 3:11pm - animals - by missTyfied (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, a stranger was kind enough to plow my driveway during a blizzard. However, they were not kind enough to leave their number after plowing the front end of my car. FML

#20431369
58 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 2:32am - misc - by imcold - United States

Today, I woke up with a half-shaved head, thanks to the friends I let crash at my place last night. I have work in an hour and a half, and they hid my hair clippers. FML

#20793566
63 comments

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On 07/20/2013 at 1:47am - work - by Eisenhorn (man) - United States

Today, my new colleagues took me up on my idea of a group night out. Perhaps they'll actually invite me along next time. FML

#20911387
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39813) - you deserved it (3003)

On 10/07/2013 at 6:51pm - work - by Loner_Lou (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I dropped a new 50lb box of tiles. Luckily, none of the tiles broke. I'm assuming this is because my foot cushioned the fall. FML

#20998674
58 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 11:41pm - misc - by ouch - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML

#20998173
52 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 3:52pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a woman started giving me grief because we didn't have any Boxing Day sales. As I explained to her that dollar stores don't usually have sales, she tried to lamp me. It ended by her getting dragged out of the store. FML

#21006865
70 comments

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On 12/27/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML

#21071350
79 comments

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On 02/25/2014 at 3:42pm - work - by cunting cuntface of a boss (man) - Australia

Today, I taught my 23-year-old boyfriend how to correctly brush his teeth. FML

#21209921
87 comments

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On 07/15/2014 at 5:24pm - health - by stinky breath - United States (California)

Today, I complained to my two roommates about housework not being done. They both put their hands over their ears and started screaming at the top of their voice. They do this pretty much whenever I say anything to them. FML

#21238842
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42784) - you deserved it (5443)

On 08/16/2014 at 8:10am - misc - by Jenn (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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