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Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML

#21332463
75 comments

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On 01/07/2015 at 1:03am - health - by random875 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML

#21329522
30 comments

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On 01/02/2015 at 7:11pm - animals - by cat co-parent - Australia

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

#21409473
97 comments

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On 05/13/2015 at 1:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I took my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said "Never take a shit in this place! Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML

#21421640
57 comments

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On 06/06/2015 at 3:32am - work - by justin bieber's nutsack (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

#21410631
109 comments

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On 05/15/2015 at 6:26pm - money - by that was mine - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML

#21432298
54 comments

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On 06/26/2015 at 12:38pm - misc - by Good Parenting? - United States (Maryland)

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

#21434600
49 comments

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On 06/30/2015 at 10:40pm - work - by stink - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML

#21452283
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26688) - you deserved it (2032)

On 08/05/2015 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by TheIVkindaruinsthemood (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

#2472
13 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 6:28pm - misc - by Teen - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML

#4477
57 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 5:07am - misc - by geewhiz - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML

#75556
15 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 1:51am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was looking online for an alternative number for the interior decorator that is making curtains for me because I couldn't get hold of him. Instead of his number I found a website warning people about him, saying he is a conman. I paid a very big deposit. FML

#2302399
76 comments

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On 05/26/2009 at 3:48am - money - by Screwed (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my airline lost my luggage when I flew back from France. They also lost my luggage when I flew to France. FML

#7546
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35583) - you deserved it (1861)

On 02/04/2009 at 8:54am - misc - by Dr. Jack (man) - United States (California)



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