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Today, while working the dinner rush at my job, every single computer, credit card machine, and printer froze for an hour and a half. The reason behind this issue was a large wire ripped from the mainframe, the same wire I tripped over 20 seconds before while my boss watched. FML

#831499
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49897) - you deserved it (9070)

On 04/06/2009 at 4:40am - work - by starrybrooke (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 mins. I stayed in there even though I finished shitting after 5 mins, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML

#2937594
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34966) - you deserved it (4504)

On 06/16/2009 at 10:59am - work - by yuen (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad decided to clean out my car and "accidentally" threw away my $520 tax refund check. FML

#2914711
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50205) - you deserved it (6499)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML

#5208
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33629) - you deserved it (2370)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:25am - love - by bewitched and bothered - United States (California)

Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML

#5881
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42454) - you deserved it (3000)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:54am - intimacy - by Mavis (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up and the sun was blinding me through my attic window. I have no blinds so I got a poster from my wall and stuck it to the wood on my window with nails. Turn's out I have woodrot, and my entire window fell out. FML

#5699766
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31387) - you deserved it (4490)

On 10/07/2009 at 8:31am - misc - by 3lavyaa - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML

#4651685
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38477) - you deserved it (8298)

On 08/19/2009 at 8:11am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, waiting for the bus, this creepy guy in the terminal kept staring at me. Feeling creeped out, I started walking, knowing I could pick up the bus down the street. When the bus drove up, it was almost completely full and the only open seat was next to the creepy dude from the bus station. FML

Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and drinking 6 sodas, 3 energy drinks, and coffee throughout the night, an hour into the exam, I had to go to the restroom, so I get permission and go. I'm 1 of 3 people. They later find a cheat sheet in the restroom. Now I'm a suspect. FML

#6716496
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30221) - you deserved it (4045)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:00am - misc - by fuckbio (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 4 year old daughter was ripping out photos of the family photo book, I asked her why she was doing it she answered, "I saw mummy doing it to another book." The only other family photo book was the day we got married. FML

#7140982
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26247) - you deserved it (2678)

On 01/04/2010 at 3:50am - misc - by Michael (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML

#7105226
56 comments

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On 01/02/2010 at 2:24pm - work - by Bathroom Problems - France

Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML

#7255903
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6744) - you deserved it (35865)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:11am - misc - by ishouldntdrink (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML

#13514929
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24548) - you deserved it (15744)

On 10/19/2010 at 7:06pm - money - by Sarah - United States (Ohio)



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