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Today, I went to a conference for work. When I got there I sat beside a woman about my age. She immediately got up and moved to the opposite side of the room. We were the only two there. FML

#8148344
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22093) - you deserved it (5625)

On 02/11/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by Female - United States

Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML

#13045440
90 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 3:57am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was alone in my dorm room rehearsing comments to make in my writing class tomorrow. I grew up with a severe stutter, and rehearsing like this is one of the ways I keep my speech under control. What I didn't plan on was my roommate walking in. I think she now thinks I'm schizophrenic. FML

#13846681
72 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 10:43pm - misc - by stutterernotschizophrenic (woman) -

Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied saying she is a hair dresser. FML

#14059634
131 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, finally we got our toddler daughter to sleep in her own bed. The wife and I were both excited to finally have our room to ourselves. Just as our daughter was about to fall asleep, the damn cat went into her room and loudly hacked up a huge hairball. Now she's back in mommy's and daddy's bed. FML

#10725342
160 comments

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On 05/24/2010 at 12:14am - kids - by blahblah - United States (New York)

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

#10512459
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8832) - you deserved it (44577)

On 05/13/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by errints234234 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

#14150580
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6888) - you deserved it (51837)

On 12/10/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by eyeleanify (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that the upside of losing weight is that men have started hitting on me. The downside? They're all twice my age. FML

#13684302
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27100) - you deserved it (4145)

On 11/02/2010 at 2:50am - love - by stillyoung (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, six months have passed since my parents announced that they're getting a divorce. We're all still awkwardly living together because we haven't been able to sell our house yet. FML

#14382605
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28389) - you deserved it (2301)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML

#13801258
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25468) - you deserved it (3850)

On 11/11/2010 at 11:53am - work - by khaelian - United States (Illinois)

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

#14162375
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26433) - you deserved it (12717)

On 12/11/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

#15004070
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27460) - you deserved it (2378)

On 02/16/2011 at 4:08pm - misc - by clips (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

#14809885
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26791) - you deserved it (4127)

On 02/02/2011 at 9:44am - misc - by Biggie (man) - United States (Ohio)



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