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Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML

#1104
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22623) - you deserved it (1999)

On 01/14/2009 at 9:26am - love - by beekie9 - United States (Illinois)

Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

#4103
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26647) - you deserved it (2260)

On 01/31/2009 at 11:52am - love - by wowza - United States

Today, my little nieces and nephews were about to have a water balloon fight. I was told to take pictures. They hit me. And my $600 camera. FML

Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML

#2373894
76 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 2:17pm - money - by Princess (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML

#1688369
85 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 11:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I brought home a vase, which I was proud of, that I made for my mother in my pottery class. My mother took one look at it and said, "Oh good, you can sell that in our garage sale." FML

#2299417
54 comments

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On 05/26/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Allen (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a student of mine used the phrase "well, you know, like back in your day" about defining "going out". I'm only 24. FML

#1158
19 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 6:20pm - kids - by Old? - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my 19th birthday. My boss let me out early to celebrate. On my way home I was hit by a man doing 65 in a 40mph stretch of road. My car was completely destroyed. I spent the rest of my birthday sitting in the ER being treated for a pinched shoulder nerve and whiplash. FML

#5769676
104 comments

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On 10/11/2009 at 1:09am - health - by WhoDoYouLove6208 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

#4562910
59 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by stuff - United States (Illinois)

Today, I left my hammer outside after putting up my 'for sale' sign in front of my house. I realised and went outside to get it. The hammer had been used to smash my car window and steal stuff inside. FML

#6085563
32 comments

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On 10/31/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by dogsickftl - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I got a new job. I'm 26 and I left an amazing job to move back to be around my family. I have no choice but to take this job. I will be placing my finger in a dead turkeys ass, cutting open its stomach, and ripping out its guts. 15 per minute. FML

#6192023
92 comments

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On 11/07/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML

#6599049
50 comments

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On 12/04/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML

#7072214
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24938) - you deserved it (2731)

On 01/01/2010 at 1:10am - misc - by nobffs (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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