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Today, my boyfriend uploaded a pic to snapchat that said "the love of my life." It was a pic of our beautiful baby girl. Then he uploaded another pic that said "the 2nd love of my life." It was a pic of the fuel truck he drives for work. FML

#21342658
81 comments

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On 01/23/2015 at 1:33am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML

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61 comments

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On 01/22/2015 at 1:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

#21366872
65 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 9:43pm - misc - by Anomaly - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband fell asleep while cuddling. I didn't want to wake him, so I lay there for ages, trying to fall asleep. Just as I finally dozed off, my leg uncontrollably jerked and hit him in the nuts. He's convinced I did it deliberately as revenge for an argument we had 5 days ago. FML

#21355326
37 comments

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On 02/13/2015 at 12:33pm - misc - by Innocence (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

#21351065
62 comments

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On 02/06/2015 at 6:00pm - misc - by barf (woman) - Ireland

Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML

#21353835
90 comments

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On 02/11/2015 at 1:25am - intimacy - by Yupppp. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to "Get a life. Or better pickup lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML

#21377103
101 comments

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On 03/18/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by fuck (man) - Netherlands

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

#21399752
93 comments

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On 04/26/2015 at 12:05am - intimacy - by montanadinosaur (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML

#21436769
127 comments

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On 07/05/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by getting real crafty.. - United States (Maine)

Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML

#21450453
66 comments

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On 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm - misc - by Son of a Bitch - United States

Today, when I threw away my cigarette out of the car window, the wind blew it back in again. My trousers got completely burnt. FML

#327
118 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 5:37am - misc - by brebis - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML

#686
22 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 9:12pm - misc - by mc - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML

#1104
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22662) - you deserved it (2008)

On 01/14/2009 at 9:26am - love - by beekie9 - United States (Illinois)



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