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Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML

#2012
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21024) - you deserved it (3263)

On 01/21/2009 at 7:36am - love - by Noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML

#29334
71 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by ardenm - United States (California)

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which time I learned he was an attorney. FML

#2454522
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46005) - you deserved it (8004)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:45am - misc - by T-Shain (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML

#3269585
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47108) - you deserved it (5164)

On 06/27/2009 at 6:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML

#6071403
59 comments

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On 10/30/2009 at 4:32pm - money - by poorcollegestudent (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

#1487200
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56166) - you deserved it (3836)

On 04/30/2009 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a Bo Bice concert for her birthday. She loves him so I bought us second row seats. After we got there we ran into some friends of hers sitting way back in the lawn section, and of course she wanted to sit with them. I paid $300 to sit on the grass and watch Bo Bice. FML

#2398293
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48645) - you deserved it (4560)

On 05/29/2009 at 9:54am - misc - by roark0806 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So...when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML

#79632
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40601) - you deserved it (2352)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by sen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I flew home from college to see my parents. Later I found the expensive painting and hand-made necklace I mailed to my mom for mother's day while taking out the trash. FML

#1877583
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59730) - you deserved it (2938)

On 05/12/2009 at 4:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sisters friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I am a 23 year old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML

#2205796
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33883) - you deserved it (9111)

On 05/23/2009 at 6:53am - misc - by bluewinter (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, and on the way back was rear ended in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML

#5568321
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37577) - you deserved it (2721)

On 09/30/2009 at 5:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML

#6009971
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35552) - you deserved it (3140)

On 10/26/2009 at 5:43pm - misc - by meagainsttheworld (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up like she was supposed to, and wasn't answering her phone. After walking around for a half hour, freezing, I finally found her. Where was she? Sitting in Pizza Hut, having a great time. FML

#7019728
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28833) - you deserved it (2170)

On 12/29/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by kenzieeeee (woman) - United States (Maine)



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