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Today, I took my car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later, without my car. Why? The mechanic crashed it while out on a test drive to make sure he'd fixed the problem. FML

#5319386
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39004) - you deserved it (2011)

On 09/17/2009 at 8:02pm - misc - by mmv - United States (Colorado)

Today, I received two letters, one from my mom, other from my dad, about how much they missed me with me not being around them. I called my mom, feeling sad. She didn't sound sad at all. She asked me which letter was better. My parents were competing each other which letter would be more moving. FML

#6424170
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26401) - you deserved it (2274)

On 11/23/2009 at 7:07pm - love - by ssjin93 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I finally released my first music album. I dropped out of college to pay for it after my friends who liked my music urged me to. They keep telling me how much they love the CD. I've only sold one copy. Turns out they put it on a sharing site so only one of them would have to buy it. FML

#6546690
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36997) - you deserved it (14770)

On 12/01/2009 at 1:57am - misc - by Rob (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML

#6493003
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7234) - you deserved it (54711)

On 11/28/2009 at 10:33am - misc - by MegGRRRz (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

#7336532
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31815) - you deserved it (4563)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:45am - kids - by hair2daygone4ever (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while eating dinner, a car alarm went off outside for 15 minutes and was driving me crazy, until I realized it was my car. FML

#12425541
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9131) - you deserved it (35450)

On 08/10/2010 at 2:07am - misc - by clu - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles, when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

#13801861
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28465) - you deserved it (4695)

On 11/11/2010 at 1:11pm - health - by me - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML

#12430167
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32771) - you deserved it (3211)

On 08/10/2010 at 9:46am - health - by travelsickness - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML

#11463238
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32436) - you deserved it (19542)

On 06/25/2010 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by HaleyDrew08 - United States

Today, my co-worker insisted there must be an underlying, romantic reason for why I spend so much time teaching him everything, and that I didn't mean it when I told him that's what I'm paid to do. I'm actually supposed to train this guy for three weeks. Two more weeks to go. FML

#13547625
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26898) - you deserved it (2603)

On 10/22/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, I reported in for my first day at work. When I walked in they asked "Who are you?" I answered "Cassie, it's my first day today" with a huge smile. They'd meant to call and offer the job to the other Cassie they interviewed. FML

#14920871
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34691) - you deserved it (2494)

On 02/10/2011 at 9:55am - work - by theothercassie -

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

#15635520
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34519) - you deserved it (2953)

On 04/04/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by BrisbaneCoop - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML

#19882895
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20281) - you deserved it (5457)

On 07/02/2012 at 9:20pm - misc - by thanksdad (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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