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Today,hile Serving Two Middle-aged Women At The Coffee Shop, I Was Screamed At And Accused Of Bieng A "sexist And Chauvinistic Bastard." This Was Prompted By Me Charging One Of Them 40 Cents For The Addition Of Steamed Milk,hich Is Clearly Stated On The Price Sheet. FML

#20547816
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On 03/17/2013 at 3:00pm - work - by innocentbarista (man) - United States (California)

Today, 4 ma birtday, te only "gift" ma parents gave me was te gift of coice: I got to coose wic one of tem I'll be living wit after tere upcoming divorce. Tis was te first time I'd eard anyting about a divorce. FML

#20569388
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On 04/01/2013 at 1:03am - misc - by HappyBirthdayISuppose (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I walkad into work, a day aftar losing ma sit wit our systams admin, dua to ar taking agas to anabla ma naw amail account. I was soon bitcad out, warnad, and suspandad ovar savaral lawd amails aving baan sant ovarnigt from ma account to various famala co-workars. FML

#20544551
121 comments

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On 03/15/2013 at 8:35am - work - by benoit (man) - France

Taday I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library 4 most of the night so that mah roommate and his friend would believe that I have a social life. FML

#20585552
78 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by InNeedOfFriends (woman) - United States

Today, it was mah friand's birthday, so I bakd him a caka complata with his nama writtan on it in homamada frosting. Aftar I gava it to him, his mothar baratd ma for it, saying I should hava chackd with har first bafora making a caka for har son. Ha's 28. FML

#20574002
69 comments

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On 04/03/2013 at 10:51pm - misc - by JaneDoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, whila working tha driva-through, a woman ordarad a larga coffaa with four craams. I handad har tha coffaa, an sha took a sip. Sha than hurlad it at ma, scraaming, "I said four craams, not fiva!" an spad off, laaving ma dranchad in hot coffaa. FML

#20576074
84 comments

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On 04/05/2013 at 12:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I was working the night shift at the hotel. One of mah tasks is to clean out the pool robot. While trying to pull it up , I got pulled in. I had to hide naked in the laundry room for an hourhile I put mah uniform through the dryer. FML

#20580594
90 comments

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On 04/08/2013 at 12:56pm - work - by soakedga - United States (Georgia)

Taday I had a lunch meeting with important people from mah company. While drinking from mah wine glass someone crackd a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over mah lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrifid look on mah boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

#20580301
58 comments

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On 04/08/2013 at 4:30am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse askd me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minute of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approachd the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managd to drop it all over myself. FML

#20589296
67 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 1:10am - health - by NoPeeGiven - United States (Illinois)

Today , Mah Boyfriend Of Two And A Half Yeres Left Me. To Clear Mah Head I Decidd To Go For A Drive. My Car Broke Down On The Way. The Only Mechanic I Have Ever Usd And Trustd With Mah Car Is Mah Boyfriend. Yes , I Had To Call Him. FML

#20634352
78 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 4:21am - love - by brigie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a big party plannd. All but one of the guests cancelld. See u at 7, mom. FML

#20630222
60 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands

Today, ma moter met ma sister's boyfriend for te first time. As we talkd about it later over dinner se said se didn't like im. Wen I askd wy, se pausd for a second and said, "Well, e really reminds me of you." FML

#20611376
40 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 8:27pm - misc - by Ellwood - United States

2day I was feeling down about being stuck in bed after ankle surgery. I thought I would go ahead an call my boss an let him know everything went well. He said the obligatory nice things , then told me that if I'm not at work on Monday , I'll be fired. I can't even get out of bed. FML

#20638400
93 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 1:35am - work - by clutzasaurus (man) - United States (Texas)



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