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Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML

#7207594
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28996) - you deserved it (5876)

On 01/07/2010 at 10:30pm - love - by DDubs (man) - United Kingdom

Today, it's raining at my work. Not outside, inside. Because our building's boiler broke and all the pipes are dripping with condensation. I have to sit at my desk under an umbrella to protect my laptop and desk phone. The HVAC company said, "Don't worry, this is normal." FML

#7589766
35 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 1:44pm - work - by dripdripdrop (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a really cute bag that I want for my birthday. After emailing it to my mom, I noticed I'd forgotten to close another tab in the browser. The tab had a very suggestive title, for an even more suggestive website. FML

#7568071
83 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 12:21pm - misc - by lala (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy. After picking me up, he started to play on repeat, and sing to me, 'Happy Together' by The Turtles. For the entire 20 minute ride. FML

#8195721
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23282) - you deserved it (3506)

On 02/13/2010 at 3:49am - love - by girlie5445 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML

#12946074
61 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML

#14286772
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25344) - you deserved it (10861)

On 12/21/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML

#13263199
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24294) - you deserved it (3185)

On 09/30/2010 at 1:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML

#12797652
68 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by constantine - United States

Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I am now in charge of driving my friends home after they had an awesome night. FML

#13081151
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23908) - you deserved it (8683)

On 09/17/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by happy bday - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad brought me home after I was in the hospital for a week. He gets me to my room, hands me a glass of water and some granola bars, then leaves me on my own so he can go play golf. FML

#12236512
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28181) - you deserved it (3786)

On 08/01/2010 at 12:10am - health - by lonely (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a good looking girl accidentally brushed her ass up against my shoulder as she walked past. This only made me realize that this has been the closest I've come to touching a girls ass in over a year. FML

#14597808
68 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 2:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML

#17274904
34 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 12:05am - money - by talwin (man) - Reserved

Today, I had to tell my best friend that I couldn't make it to the lake today or tomorrow because I'd been called in to work. She won't believe me and thinks I'm simply avoiding her. I got called in to bathe and clean dogs' anal glands. FML

#16937181
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28197) - you deserved it (3031)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:23pm - misc - by xXx3mi_MuffinxXx (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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