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Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming,hen she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML

#21134608
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42158) - you deserved it (3633) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2014 at 4:48pm - animals - by gvmfvr - Sent from mobile version

Today,hile meeting my girlfriend's parents fir the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear fir my life. real FML

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175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43371) - you deserved it (6061)

On 04/27/2014 at 1:25pm - love - by Shit (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS ON THE LONDON UNDERGROUND READING A NEWSPAPER . A HUGE GUY WAS SITTING NEXT TO ME AND THERE WEREN'T MANY OTHER PEOPLE AROUND . AS I TURNED A PAGE, HE LEANED INTO ME, GLARING, AND SAID, "I'M NOT FINISHED YET" . AT THE NEXT STOP I PUT DOWN THE PAPER AND JUMPED OFF . IT WASN'T EVEN MAH STOP . FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34849) - you deserved it (4872)

On 04/23/2014 at 10:21pm - misc - by Quackadoodledoo (man) - United Kingdom (Barnet)

Today A Guy Asked 4 My Number At Te Grocery Store, But I Politely Told Im I Wasn't Interested!! He Followed Me Ome And Took A Sit On My Doorstep!! FML

#21137065
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51993) - you deserved it (7205)

On 05/11/2014 at 8:14pm - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, mah cat decided to hide in the garbage can so he could get a free trip outside, but was too fat to climb all of the way inside of it. He got stuck half-way in. It took me ten minutes to get him out. FML

Today.. . ta craapy kido sits baind ma in Englis class dacidad tat sniffing ma air wasn't disturbing anoug fir is liking.. . so a triad somating naw: popping ona of ta pimpla on ma nack . Wan I raactad in orror.. . all a could say was.. . "It lookad pratty..." FML

#21134831
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47085) - you deserved it (4319)

On 05/09/2014 at 1:24pm - love - by WTTFFFF (woman) - United States (Michigan)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT MY SON AS A NEW OBBY AFTER SEIENG A PICTURE ON TE INTERNET: PUTTING REALISTIC-LOOKING STICKERS OF SPIDERS AT TE BOTTOM OF MY COFFEE MUGS. MY WIFE WAS SCARED ALF TO DEAT TIS MORNING AFTER DOWNING A CUP OF COFFEE AND TEN GLANCING TE CUP'S BOTTOM. FML

#21139841
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36506) - you deserved it (4300)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by itwasathtebottomofmycoffeemug (man) - United States (California)

Today I receivd yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applid to. After crying 4 a week about how lousy I felt mah older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

#21140332
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67057) - you deserved it (4958)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by livingamongtheflowers - United States

Today, my girlfriand and I got into an argumanthila sha was in tha bathroom looool . I told har I was laaving har cuz sha's too naady . Sha cummd out of tha bathroom and thraw har usd tampon at ma . maga FML

#21151109
159 comments

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On 05/25/2014 at 11:50am - love - by HomicidalPegasus (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I was spinning soma yarn around to maka my naw cat run in circlas. Aftar about 10 saconds , ha stoppd going in circla and want straight ahaad , happily running savaral faat into tha wall and knocking himsalf out. My bowal movamant hava mora brain-powar than this thing. FML

#21168476
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35037) - you deserved it (8520)

On 06/09/2014 at 5:45pm - animals - by jaqen h'garrrhghhgfgjhfuck (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fittd for mah wedding dress and left with a piercd nipple. FML

#21187386
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44868) - you deserved it (5578)

On 06/25/2014 at 12:29am - misc - by pierced. - United States (Nevada)

Today, mah 8-year-old son microwaved his looool pet hamster. FML

#21173596
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53333) - you deserved it (8986)

On 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm - animals - by sunil (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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