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Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I thought of twerking. It was a bizarre question, but trying to get on the interviewer's good side, I said I thought it was pretty cool. He snorted and said I'll be job-seeking for a while yet. FML

#20870423
124 comments

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On 09/06/2013 at 5:23pm - work - by howprofessional (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank. I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel. FML

#21056297
133 comments

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On 02/10/2014 at 1:57pm - misc - by Shooting myself - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML

#21041939
86 comments

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On 01/27/2014 at 3:55pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

#21063397
136 comments

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On 02/17/2014 at 1:28pm - love - by kj1 (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I ran into my favorite teacher from high school, the one that really inspired me to become one myself. I told her that I'm in my last year of college preparing to become a teacher, to which she replied, "Wow, they really are letting anyone have a crack at being a teacher these days." FML

#21067542
67 comments

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On 02/21/2014 at 11:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was supervising a written exam, which took place in a really warm room. Half of the two hundred participants has probably never heard of deodorants. The other half used probably the whole can this morning. I had to stay in this inferno of stench for five hours. FML

#21103838
59 comments

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On 04/03/2014 at 5:48pm - work - by RIP_Nose (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I got screamed at to the point of tears by a Starbucks employee for "giving an obviously fake name" to confuse one of the employees. I told her my real name. My name is Ian. FML

#21404461
197 comments

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On 05/04/2015 at 12:28pm - misc - by to_complicated_4_u - United States (New York)

Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML

#21251155
52 comments

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On 09/03/2014 at 1:40pm - kids - by unlucky - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend admitted than he's been using Febreze instead of showering for the past month. FML

Today, my ex sent me a pack of beer to screw with me. I'm still going to AA, and I thought I was almost over it. Five bottles later, I realized I'm not. We didn't break up over my drinking, either; it was because after just 2 weeks of dating, she threatened to kill herself if I didn't marry her. FML

#21292603
121 comments

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On 11/05/2014 at 8:57am - health - by AAnonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

#21355845
54 comments

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On 02/14/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by secret - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML

#21369803
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29685) - you deserved it (5992)

On 03/07/2015 at 7:14am - animals - by farksh (woman) - Australia



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