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Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

#13829681
87 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 5:34pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML

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87 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 7:27am - work - by ktwithaq (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I think my friends were trying to tell me something with all my Christmas gifts being mostly perfume, deodorant, and soap. FML

#14341536
56 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

#14700960
118 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 7:30pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

#15194289
46 comments

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On 03/04/2011 at 4:22am - health - by Brandon Butler -

Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML

#15244433
108 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 9:23pm - misc - by Trippy Penguin -

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

#19343109
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21961) - you deserved it (1760)

On 03/25/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by LesToiliettes - United States (Ohio)

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML

#18271256
105 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 7:43am - misc - by leaf hater - United States

Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML

#18434015
106 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by Sal (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML

#19779823
55 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 12:14am - animals - by missmisfit - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after a very heartfelt conversation with my mother, I promised her that I'd quit smoking. I walked in on her smoking my cigarettes an hour later. Her excuse was that she didn't want my money to have gone to waste. FML

#20468389
44 comments

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On 01/19/2013 at 7:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML

#20469816
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30420) - you deserved it (4694)

On 01/20/2013 at 5:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, a co-worker invited me to go out for lunch with him. I politely declined, saying I had too many errands to do. The truth is that I'm just too broke. I'll be buying myself a burrito using quarters I found on the floor of my car. FML



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