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Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

#16922820
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10924) - you deserved it (30528)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:30pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I contacted my biological father, after not speaking to him for some years, as we had a very strained relationship. I received an automated response. It's probably the best conversation we have ever had. FML

#16328382
76 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

#6753336
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23001) - you deserved it (9514)

On 12/14/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Gassy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

#15898424
73 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by wet (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML

#19504402
140 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 1:12am - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML

#18869221
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25636) - you deserved it (3617)

On 01/21/2012 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

#17703171
43 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML

#19543388
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17962) - you deserved it (6687)

On 04/28/2012 at 5:21pm - work - by wowzers0889 - United States (New York)

Today, I found out what a bottle of regurgitated wine looks like on white bedsheets. FML

#19325916
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16258) - you deserved it (9079)

On 03/22/2012 at 10:59am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after having watched a scare story on the news about heart disease, my mom is now insisting that we have daily, hour-long, family yoga sessions together. I have a job, and barely have enough time to do my homework as it is. I'm going to be grounded if I don't take part. FML

#18749747
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27139) - you deserved it (2995)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by marie519 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I had the contraceptive implant removed from my arm after having had it in for three years. I was one of the unlucky people whose body sticks to it. It took half an hour to cut and pull a tiny little stick out of my arm. FML

#19954412
133 comments

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On 07/18/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Darlington)

Today, I was headed on vacation with my family. On the way, our trailer tire blew out. Because the trailer was tilted from the flat tire, the door would not open to get the spare. After breaking the window to get the spare and putting it on, the spare blew out. FML

#19966487
58 comments

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On 07/21/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I spent $100 on myself, using it to set up an account so that my son can call me from jail. FML

#20117850
85 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 9:10am - kids - by Reihna (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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