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Today, I told my students that I would be taking a few weeks off because a member of my family is very ill. They all cheered. FML

#14046266
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27784) - you deserved it (9312)

On 12/01/2010 at 9:14am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML

#8290111
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19562) - you deserved it (2073)

On 02/15/2010 at 5:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, Burger King gave me a moldy bun. I noticed 1/5 of the way through the sandwich. My compensation for ingesting mold? A coupon for half-off a Whopper. FML

#12847836
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26276) - you deserved it (4490)

On 09/01/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent half an hour on the phone with a woman who was yelling at the top of her lungs, sobbing uncontrollably and hyperventilating. She also told me if she had a heart attack and died from crying, it was all my fault. Why? I told her she needed her receipt to have her T.V. repaired. FML

#10769429
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31378) - you deserved it (2727)

On 05/26/2010 at 12:26am - work - by customerservicesucks - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML

#9047626
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22264) - you deserved it (9280)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:10pm - love - by bumblebee (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

#8914143
124 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 4:37am - misc - by dream_girl_3 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML

#14023437
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27239) - you deserved it (3453)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:02pm - misc - by fmylife. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took the motherboard out of my computer so I could put more RAM and a new video card in. While I was in the bathroom my mom threw it all out because it 'looked like garbage'. FML

#14665828
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30774) - you deserved it (3970)

On 01/21/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by computerguy (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while at school, I slipped on a wet patch in the hall and fell over, smacking my head against the floor. I laid there for a good five minutes in agonizing pain while people literally walked over me. Not a single person bothered to help me up or ask if I was okay. FML

#14698877
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33939) - you deserved it (4020)

On 01/24/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by damnbananas (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML

#17707325
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36139) - you deserved it (3814)

On 09/09/2011 at 10:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML

#17837953
66 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 7:46am - money - by Sam - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML

#16546066
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37208) - you deserved it (5475)

On 06/07/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by disappointed (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML

#19447044
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20757) - you deserved it (1776)

On 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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