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Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML

#8230215
83 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 12:03am - love - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying the make chitchat, he says "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML

#8683563
71 comments

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On 02/27/2010 at 5:15am - misc - by livvlynette (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, thanks to my brilliant hairstylist, I ended up with a brand new haircut, which I like to call the "Bowler hat-and-Spaghetti" cut. FML

#8719184
79 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by AtikaSucks (woman) - Tunisia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML

#8624928
164 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 9:26pm - love - by pickit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML

#8716792
144 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 12:10pm - misc - by maddy - United States (Washington)

Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML

#8859688
60 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by shortiem (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I received an e-mail from the Unemployment Department saying they had a job referral for me. After excitedly reading the description, I realised it was the job I'd just been fired from (at a much higher pay). If I don't go through the application process, I will be denied my unemployment. FML

#8862243
46 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 2:28am - work - by AlyssaBC (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that my Mum has spent the money she's been saving for my wedding on moving house. She called saving for a wedding for me a 'pointless cause' as it's probably never going to happen now. I'm only 22. FML

#14552132
83 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 8:14am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I'm allergic to the pills my doctor prescribed for coughing, which I really need because I ripped a muscle in my stomach. Now my whole upper body is covered in a terrible itchy rash. I also found out it will last for at least another week. FML

#10779349
138 comments

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On 05/26/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)

Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML

#9158678
186 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by bmaas - United States (Illinois)

Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML

#12860469
63 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 9:26pm - love - by Rollymouth - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML

#9183586
179 comments

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On 03/18/2010 at 9:49am - love - by anon17 - United States

Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML

#9095139
125 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 2:00am - intimacy - by PubelishedAuthor (man) - United States (California)



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