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Today, my boss gave me a speech about my "motivation issues". I've been working for him for 2 months, the commissions I've made for him paid off his bills, so what are my motivation issues? I turned down his offer of a date. I have a boyfriend. He keeps asking. FML

#16827644
74 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 1:11am - work - by Leah (woman) - United States

Today, I was working in costume at a recreation of a Confederation-era town. I had to convince a visitor that it's not, in fact, an Amish village, and we do actually leave after five. FML

#17402357
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On 08/08/2011 at 12:07am - work - by a-mishunderstanding -

Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML

#18360025
147 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by _Oblivion_ - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I lost two terabytes' worth of photos to a friend's incompetence. He said he could save me some money and fix my slow computer for free. He ended up wiping the hard drive, and along with it, my photography portfolio from the last five years. FML

#20032826
282 comments

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On 08/20/2012 at 10:30pm - misc - by ThisGirl (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML

#18954883
61 comments

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On 01/30/2012 at 7:20pm - work - by robert (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was involved in a 5-way conversation about the movie Inception. I nodded and agreed with things that were said, but couldn't admit that despite having seen it 4 times, I still haven't the foggiest idea of how to explain what it's about. FML

#20099410
133 comments

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On 10/03/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out the hard way that it is possible to sunburn the soles of your feet. FML

#19628540
104 comments

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On 05/15/2012 at 6:39pm - health - by Leadamp (man) -

Today, my mom asked me if I had any plans to go out tonight. To divert attention, I pretended to be angry and accused her of prying into my social life. Actually, I have no social life and nobody to go out with. My only "big plans" were to finish my Sudoku book. FML

#20023891
123 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to start an argument and storm off the train we were on. Two stops later, ticket inspectors hopped on the train. He had our tickets. FML

#19874685
48 comments

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On 07/01/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by rinala -

Today, at breakfast, my sister labelled me a "feminist." My whole family now refuses to talk to me for more than 30 seconds, and acts as though I have an incurable, highly contagious disease. FML

#20129490
187 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by hating labels - Australia

Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML

#20694663
59 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 1:37am - love - by I'm a joke? -

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML

#20774465
130 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 3:08pm - love - by heartbroken (woman) - Australia

Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML

#20760393
71 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)



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