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Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML

#227
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45050) - you deserved it (11983)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:41am - money - by Yohm - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a year together, my boyfriend admitted to me that in bed I had as much an effect on him as a crossword puzzle. FML

#354
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28609) - you deserved it (4011)

On 11/21/2008 at 5:06am - love - by Mary - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

#3701
50 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 10:28am - love - by The L word - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' for her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend. FML

Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML

#5835840
146 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML

#1969989
92 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 6:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecologist exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

#6607
37 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by Escape! (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML

#198130
76 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 6:08pm - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while at work at Wendy's, a lady came through the drive-thru with her kid. As I was handing them their order, her child points to me and exclaims "mommy, I thought you weren't supposed to work at places like this when you get older". FML

Today, I went to work to find two new beautiful trainees. I thought maybe I might be able to hook up with one of them, so I walk up and flash my blue eyes and begin to act like a gentleman. Not five minutes into our conversation the girls ask me if there are any cute guys working here. FML

#5764838
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14978) - you deserved it (36729)

On 10/10/2009 at 9:04pm - work - by SadisticSatire (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

#5479832
67 comments

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On 09/26/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by scarlet5000 (man) - United States

Today, I was in an exam and was chewing the end of my pen, stuck on a question. My mouth filled up with ink. I wasn't allowed to leave, so I had to sit for another hour with a foul-tasting blue tongue and a half-working pen. FML

#5698156
83 comments

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On 10/07/2009 at 3:48am - misc - by shoeaddiikt (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out the weekly coffee talks my husband was having with his ex-girlfriend stopped involving coffee about 2 years ago. FML

#6647027
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34970) - you deserved it (19920)

On 12/07/2009 at 5:33am - love - by Jane (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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